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So, if you're reading this, I'm currently north of Twilight Town about three and a half hours. Not too far away, but not as close as I'd like to be. I was totally looking forward to this trip at first, but now I'm really wanting to call it quits. Too late for that, though. Heh. BUT UUUUGH! My babies (FINE, you, OUR babies. Happy, now? :P ♥) are due

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[h2o_dancer]

Fuck you. I rub Larxene's stomach and she'll murder me!

You're just trying to get me killed so that you can get Riku for your own, aren't you?!?! :P

[ixarms_reloadxi]

Well good! It'll be TWO reasons to go home! Brother in law is dead, and babies are born! :D

OF COURSE I AM! >D Didn't you know~? Kairi's helping. :D But don't tell her I told~

[cardsstarsdice]

Well, bon voyage and all that. Good luck in your journey, and don't catch anything from being in some poor sod's chest.

I'm not going to even breathe in Larxene's general direction, as I think she would kill me in a heartbeat if I did. The last time I tried to entice one of my nephews to be born, my cousin beat me upside the head with a newspaper.

[ixarms_reloadxi]

Hah, thanks, dude. :D The only way this would have been better is if I would have remembered to pack my medication. X_X And pfft, don't worry, that's what gloves and masks are for! :D

YOU don't breathe on her! You've been sick! But, bah, don't worry about her chasing you. She can hardly get up out of the recliner. :P To hit you, she just sort of throws things in your direction. Soon, she runs out of things to throw. XDDD

Aaaw, now I made myself feel bad. D: I should be there to help her, you know?

[cardsstarsdice]

You're very welcome, Xig. You also have the immune system of a...a something that has a good immune system, so you'll be fine.

I'm better, though, and have been for a week! If I was contagious, Miss Aeris would've surely caught it by now.
But I make a bigger target than you, Xig. I've had a lamp aimed in the general direction of my face once, and I don't want that again.

If I were Father, I'd say of course you should be there, but you have your own agenda, too, and your work calls you away. And surely they won't let you miss the birth of your children.

[ixarms_reloadxi]

Yeah, luckily I carry all my spare scripts in my wallet, so I can just get one filled while I'm here. XD Or get Larxene to over-night them to me. Whichever is cheaper. Probably just getting it filled is best.

Hey, you never know! Maybe Aeris has a steel trap for a biological defense system? One of the ones that clings to germs and demolishes them? >D And Larxene's aim isn't that good. I only have one eye, and yet my aim is eight times better than hers. >P

She would have killed me if I would have stayed, I think. :X