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HEY GUYS, GUESS WHAT?! You've probably already heard but fuck you- shut up and listen! NEW RULE IN TWILIGHT TOWN! You're not allowed to call me anything but "Daddy." >3 Any rule breakers will be taken out back and done in Old Yeller style! 'cept for maybe a few of you, of course~! The ones I like the most~ :P
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I've spent a lot of time with Larxene over the past few days, I've cuddled both of your children while she's slept and I know my cousin, there's only one thing she wants right now. And that's you here with her.
She knows you would have never missed Saturday night on purpose! The babies wanted to come whether you were here or not. They were tired of being cramped and you're both lucky they didn't show up earlier like my sister and I did.
Don't be jealous of Marluxia, Larxene was lucky enough to have him be at the right place at the right time. Think about it. If he hadn't been there, she would have delivered those babies alone and who knows if she would have made it to the hospital or not! I know you wanted to be there, but it's not the end of the world, Just get home to her and be there for the rest of their lives...
She loves you Xig, just get home to her and your kids.
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But for some reason I still can't get over the urge to strangle something half to death. Namely something pink...
He's one of my best friends, and I know where I stand with her. But I'm still really bothered by all this. But if I wouldn't have come on this trip, I wouldn't have missed Saturday at all. I would have been there to hold her hand, and hold our children...
... sounds really weird to be saying that. It's as weird in writing as it is in speaking. Shit, dude, I'm a dad now.
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Hey, get your scrawny ass back here! I've been taking family pictures for Larxene and I can't take true family pictures until you get here!
Uncle Demyx sang these two to sleep the other night... well, Heidi at least,. Dilian was to interested in lunch! We need you here, so get better and get home, okay Daddy?
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I can't leave for another 24 hours, and that's only if my heart rate can withstand the flight. So, you took pictures?! SEND THEM TO ME, YOU MULLETED BITCH! So they got to meet uncle Demyx, how about Uncle Riku? :D Who in town HASN'T seen mah babies yet?!
ONE I. DILAN. NOT DILIAN. GET IT RIGHT!
I mean, uh, thanks for that! I bet you sing well~ >3 Daddy's trying! Trust me there!
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A) You're younger than I am and
B) You're not anything like Father. Thank heavens.
Send me a picture of the family, though, won't you? Who do they resemble more, your side or Larxene's side? If we were both on the same world, I'd invite you out for drinks and cigars, but perhaps we can wait until a later day.
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I honestly don't know why you're so...violent-sounding, Xig. Maybe it's just your protective paternal instinct kicking in. But you had to leave for your job, didn't you? You made the decision to go and earn to provide for your new family, and if you would've known that you would've been gone for this long and what day they would be due, I'm sure that would've affected your decision. But the past is the past, and it won't be changed.
Don't beat yourself up over this. You're not stupid. You're a wonderful man, and you're going to be the best possible father to those two.
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I'll forward some to you. Demyx took them, so he's the one that gets credit for it. He's good at it, isn't he? Watch out, the fourth one shows Dilan eating! Lucky bastard. ;D
Cigars and drinks? I'll take you up on the drinks, but if I smoke anything stronger than your average gas station cigarette, I start coughing like a choked engine.
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I guess I'm just tired after all this. The thing is, this trip wasn't mandatory. It was totally my choice to take it. I didn't even run it past her first... damn.
Sorry, man, and thanks. I can't wait to get my hands on them! 25 more hours!
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Thank you for those, but I believe I'll refrain from complimenting on that last statement.
Really, now? I suppose just the drinks, then. Out to a pub, or just a front porch?
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You do sound tired. See if you can get some good rest in before your flight and during, it looks like it could do you some good.
You perhaps should've talked to her about it, but what's done is done, and at least you're on your way home.
You're certainly welcome, Xigbar. Use those 25 to get your 40 winks, and you'll be fine.
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Oh, god, dude, it's just a tit. A tit with a baby attached. You can't even see anything other than her pale skin, so chill. If it was anything remotely revealing, I wouldn't have shown it to you, 'cause she's mine and those belong (somewhat) to me. >3 And I don't share.
Front porch is cool with me, dude. Just let me know when you're on your way back so I can keep it free. :D
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Yeah. I better be fine. 'cause I'm a daddy now, and I've got a bunch of little ones depending on me. Thanks, bro.
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Your babies are adorable. Heidi is really quiet and sweet but Dilan is a bit more ballsy, so to say. He's not afraid to make himself heard, whereas Heidi is more little whimpers that she hopes translates into something... I've been there a couple of times because she wanted to talk with me about stuff, so... yeah. Cute!
And as for your raging jealousy... it's kinda scary. I'm very sure that these feelings are yours and not "his", because if they were his feelings, he'd be here committing homicide already. You're jealous because someone else was at an important event that you wanted to be at. I can understand that. What's more, he's a guy who used to have a deep and personal relationship with your future Mrs. I won't tell you the rest. You'll go crazier ( ... )
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I know, Demyx sent me pictures. I cried for about an hour. XD God, I'm a wuss. Heh. I can't wait to meet them... odd to miss someone you don't yet know, right?
I shouldn't have come on this trip. If I would have stayed home, I would have been there, holding her hand, and afterwards, the two little runts we made... Well, she made. Whatever. I helped a little. :P Yeah, it's already not helping the pissed part...
I just feel like I let her down. Her and the babies (all three of them). I told them I would be there for them, and when I was needed, where was I? NOT there. -_-;
Anyway, I should be home by tomorrow morning. Midnight flight and all that.
Thanks, bro.
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I'm sad, even I have pictures of them on my phone! I think I'm living through you so I'll never want kids. Larxene thinks I have a natural way with kids, because they (meaning Dilan) will scream sometimes when Demyx holds him, but he goes quiet and calm when I do. Isn't that just sad, though? A guy who seems to have child magnetism and he doesn't want to reproduce ( ... )
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