was sad and drunk so i did the most unreasonable thing possible and booked a flight to ireland.

if you know anybody more impulsive than me, let me know.

Me: So basically Jesus is like the new and improved Moses? like- 'forget moses, its about ME now ( Read more... )

If death comes in threes (which was proven to me somewhat true about 3 years ago), then i am one down and sitting here holding my breath ( Read more... )

cannot help but wonder how many texts/emails id get for my birthday had facebook not notified people.

and why is it that two insignificant one night stands text me "happy birthday", but the one MOTHERFUCKINGASSHOLE who my heart dies for cannot manage to remember?

or my mother.
maybe my one night stands should notify my mother.

all of my feelings are getting old.
can i please have new ones?

1492. that rat bastard christopher columbus and the rest of the european colonizers invaded central and south america, bringing disease and wiping out 9 out of 10 Amerindians.

Swine flu?
motherfuckin payback is what i call it.

i think the only reason i write in my LJ is for nostalgic relief- especially because i used to have these really deep and passionate entries from like..what...8th grade. freshman year. when life was cake. how did i havemore passion back then than i do now ( Read more... )

i need a vacation. my brain is an asthmtic fat boy who is being forced to run the mile.

the best part of my month was getting on the train to go back to new jersey.
until i arrived and forgot i hate my life here too.
are there any other options?

im really not cut out for the to do list such as the one i have ( Read more... )