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iyaaalilbro

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May 27, 2009 14:32

So, after a quick laugh when thinking of ways to pimp, I'm going to share a few reasons as to why We Don't Talk About the Chrno Crusade Anime. These are all off the top of my head, so I may have forgotten some of the lesser evils. . .

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samsera May 27 2009, 20:04:43 UTC

. . .

iyaaalilbro May 27 2009, 20:06:56 UTC

H-Hold me.

Also, we have enough animation of Rosette shaking her ass to make an AMV to Fergielicious. . . Yeah.

samsera May 27 2009, 20:14:41 UTC

I am so sorry.

anoathforgotten May 27 2009, 20:48:21 UTC

Ditto the . . .

I read a little of the manga. Then I skipped to the last chapter, oops.

iyaaalilbro May 27 2009, 20:51:56 UTC

READ IT ALL. It is absolutely wonderful, and I promise that you missed a ton of other crazy things by doing that. LIKE THE SPOILERS. BECAUSE EVERYONE MISSES THE SPOILER.

anoathforgotten May 27 2009, 20:54:34 UTC

What like SPOILER: ALIENS?

iyaaalilbro May 27 2009, 21:06:12 UTC

YEAH. I MISSED IT FOR LIKE MONTHS.

Then, again, it took me like years to notice [Joshua and Azmaria's grandchild]. So, it may just be me!

ascrewballpitch May 27 2009, 21:39:39 UTC

Chrno does not top. . . Ever. This is inherently wrong.
This is what single-handedly got me to drop the anime like it was hot after four episodes.

I'd heard spoilers for the rest of the stuff that happens in the anime so I . . . basically already knew how bad it was, but seeing it all together in one big list hurts me a little inside. Oh, though I still think Aion killing the Pope was the single most hilarious thing ever. I actually had to go look it up on YouTube before I believed that was really how it ended.

idle_traveller May 27 2009, 21:42:57 UTC

I kept waiting for him to throw her out a window or be like, "Rosette, you are being a dick. Stop it." BUT, NO, NEVER.

I love Aion killing the Pope! And causing the Depression! Because, seriously, you don't get more. . . What the fuck? Than that.

sillyrabitricks May 28 2009, 00:15:46 UTC

..................wow fuck THAT anime.

iyaaalilbro May 28 2009, 00:40:17 UTC

It is very, very painful. On the other hand, if you like rape, rape, and more rape with a side of moe. . . Well, it's someone's fix. And this is why it makes me feel so bad to have anime icons, but it was pretty.

Let's just focus on the funny parts, like the Pope being killed! And. . . Other ones!

sillyrabitricks May 28 2009, 00:46:35 UTC

IT SOUNDS LIKE BLASPHEMY~~~!!!11

I have such good memories of sneaking my Chrono Crusade manga in with me at the bank and reading it under the counter. I read the first volume while the bank was having a black out and we couldn't work and I sat on the floor near the drive thru so I'd have light to read and I discovered A WHOLE NEW WOORRLLDDDDD

Hope someone apps your moe girlfriend.

darknightrain May 28 2009, 02:10:58 UTC

I've been meaning to read the manga since England told me it is nothing like the anime... which I watched back in the day during its original run just because Chrno was Ishida Akira. ONE DAY I WILL DO IT. :(

iyaaalilbro May 28 2009, 02:24:50 UTC

Floor, I-I don't think we can be friends until you do. :'(

darknightrain May 28 2009, 02:28:08 UTC

I-I have to admit, the anime scarred me for years, what with the totally not depressing ending and all. BUT I DO WANT TO READ IT BECAUSE :((( IT WAS SUCH AN AWESOME PREMISE AND not suck = want. I-I just need to find time in-between catching up with other series. ;;d

iyaaalilbro May 28 2009, 02:51:10 UTC

W-Well, it will pull no punches on your heart. The manga is probably worse, in that aspect, but you love it during everything. :(b Anyway, you must read it if only because the anime had sexual-predator!Aion where he really is just a magnificent bastard in the manga. Seriously, he's amazing. Every character turns out to be a billion times more awesome, like our moe loli going and turning into quite a kickass little thing.

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