Yes, that's right, I AM alive. Barely.

She drove in the alley - I misguided her ( Read more... )

Avast! It's Talk Like A Pirate Day! Today be the one international holiday that it is accepted for beauties to be with bilge rats, and all ye land lubbers should say to your waitresses, "Smartly, me lass, bring me more grog so I can play ye a song on me hornpipe!"

(English translation, for those of you who aren't in the know: International Talk ( Read more... )

And here's proof now that the Christian churches are no better than corrupt businesses such as the online medication industry and the online smut industry. I received a spam e-mail today in one of my e-mail accounts with the following included (about 13 blank lines have been removed by me). I have left the text unedited, because I find the prayer ( Read more... )

In regards to my last post, I know that I blew everything way out of proportion. I wish that I hadn't made that post, because it was so incredibly petty, and just made me look like a jackass instead of confronting him directly. I've apologized to him for being such an ass about it ( Read more... )

WARNING: MAJOR RANT AHEAD ABOUT A PETTY CONFLICT WITH SOMEONE - MOST OF YOU WON'T WANT TO READ THIS, BECAUSE IT'S JUST ME BITCHING ABOUT SOMEONE ( Read more... )

I feel so guilty about not writing recently, but getting into the swing of things here has been more difficult than I thought it would be. School is now wrapping up its second week, and I think I will actually have time to write regularly ( Read more... )

Time for another too-early-in-the-morning update. Yesterday was the first day of RA training, and it was friggin EXHAUSTING. We started at 9am, and didn't get finished until 10 after 10pm. Today looks like it'll be another long one, starting at 8:30am, but I have this feeling it won't go as late. We had to do room inspections (and fill out UCF' ( Read more... )

Oops...I mean the Residence Hall life. To quote one of my predecessors, "A dorm is a place you sleep. A residence hall is a place you LIVE." Yeah, we get yelled at if we call this building a dorm ( Read more... )

My car was broken into tonight in one of the CSU parking lots. They shattered my driver's side window, stole my CD player, my CD case (containing approximately 150 CD's), and worst of all...stole two packs of smokes from me ( Read more... )