i just woke up in a pile of my own puke ( Read more... )

I was talking to Beyonce the other day, when I accidentally told her that she didn't have the best voice in Destiny's Child. She was all like "Oh Naw you di'nttttt".

So I accidentally corrected her, "Oh no you did notShe was furious and snapped, "Wha..? you aint da boss o' me ( Read more... )

Random thought ( Read more... )

the penis song by Me

I love me,
and everyone loves me too
I'd say I'm pretty
but that's not the right thing to do

Especially when you have a big penis
and it loves to touch the girls
and wrap them up in it's strong arms
and say: "hey! I'm going to make your world"

*breathe in*
thisssssssssssss ( Read more... )

Instead of inserting lyrics here, I will telepathically insert some instrumental from a song into your brains.

Music > Lyrics.
Although lyrics are largely important.. and lyrics just seem to be one of this band's strong points (and believe me, they have an endless list of them).

Isn't it weird how some songs are so beautifully melancholy, that ( Read more... )

Well, that was a nice, "chill" vacation. So I went to Marbella, Spain and stayed with some family friends. They had a nice 2-story apartment. It was one 60 yr old guy and his 40 year old wife. Doesn't sound too bad, but if you saw those two, you'd be raising an eyebrow. He's a calm, well.. old person while she's an excited, extroverted, albeit a ( Read more... )

A couple of things that puzzle me ( Read more... )

I was asked whether I believe in God, and I came up with this reply.
(Which I quite liked. I didn't know I had it inside of me. lol)

God = Nature.
God is just a personified concept of Nature. We can't ( Read more... )

I just killed a spider on my wall. It's stuck ( Read more... )

My friend. She asked what izolate meant. Had an awesome conversation with her. Me and her just click.. yknow.. some people can just talk for ages and ages? She understand my humor, I like hers.. and we're both hott!! and flirty! Rock on! However, she made me question izolate:

lil booogie 29: hmm...
lil booogie 29: u dont seem isolated
lil booogie ( Read more... )