wow i havnt updated in a while i bet everyone misses my stories... well theres a new one here so check it out lol...

so let me begin with PANAMA ok well lets just say im probably gonna end up like one of those hobos on the street with cardboard signs that say "need booze, god bless" like no joke! haha I LOVE THE PTY CREW!!! I DIDNT GET ANY ASS IN ( Read more... )

How do u tell a guy that you like him without making things awkward for you or him? I'm such a pussy well i have one but when it comes to the opposite sex I guess I just don't know wut im doing.....

This is for you sam!!!

so this is gonna be one of the nights that the panama crew is in panama.

OK well were at the beach and were having this awesome bonfire and everyones drunk as fuck and just acting like mental people. Maggies in the water shitting, patricks watching her and still thinking shes the most beautiful thing ever. Caroline and sam ( Read more... )

So heres a story about my first girls gone wild experience....

I have always been facinated with boobs. not in that lesbian way but in the way guys are facinated by their penises and always compare on whose is bigger. well even when i was little like in 1st grade i wanted boobs and liked to pretend i had some. well one day during recess i grabbed ( Read more... )

ok well i need help figuring out which type of prom dress i like so help me!!!!


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Allrighty kids its story time...

so this is when i was about 3 or 4 years old. So one day i was taking a bath with my cousins cause it was ok to do that at that age and well hes a boy and im a girl and well we all know theres differences. well when he got up i saw this like nose looking thing hanging in between his legs and i was like "that looks ( Read more... )

So heres another famous Liz story,

so you all know i have a really weird way of being well i noticed that my bird is very strange as well. I always give my bird bread in the morning, i just simply sitick it in one of the bars of her cage. Well one day i noticed that she was making weird noises so i went to look at her only to find her somehow on ( Read more... )

So today was quiet intersting,

I told alexa the story of my deep belly button so i though id share witht the rest of the world....

So one day last year i was really really bored and i was eating m&ms and for some odd reason with the freak mind that i have it occured to me that it would be fun to see if i could stick an m&m up my belly button. So i ( Read more... )

so people have been telling me that i am a very weird person so i decided to go on like a Liz safari and i have come to realize that i am VERY weird here's a list of my findings....

I eat mustard with everything

I like the smell of pen on paper

I hate feet

I find everything disgusting, funny like poop

I like peeling my skin when i get sun burned

I ( Read more... )

so today was a day of tragedy ...

my poor little dog got run over by some STUPID CARELESS BITCH!!! and there are no words to explain my pain!! its funny how you get so attatched to a little animal. i loved it sooo much and now its gone! i just ask why i had to see it why did it have to happen!? i hate everything thats happening in my life right now ( Read more... )