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ITS MAH BIRFDAY!!!!!!!
HOORAY FOR ME!!!! -
Live from the Land of Morphine
Hey guys and gals! Guess where I've been! Thats right, Pullman Regional Medical Center! Hoo-boy. Luckily, I have some good friends here who have a car and were willing to drive me out there and wait while I got poked and prodded. So I now know that the thing that was causing the awful, unbearable pain causing me to writhe about on the floor was a ( Read more... ) -
Cake-n-Coke
Its been a long time since I've updated, as things have been kind of hectic here at WSU. So anyway, it was my friend Jeff's birthday a couple weeks ago, and he didn't tell us. So a few of my friends and I bought him a cake. A cake so horrible that he would never, ever forget to tell us it was his birthday again. ( Be warned, all ye who click here ) -
HIDE THE CHILDREN!!!!
Just so everyone is aware: come Christmas, Kegan will be armed. I will be getting a fully automatic MP5-A5 AEG rifle with a scope, silencer, and two magazines. BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
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FUCK YES
To all of my friends and aquaintances at the University of Washington:
OWNED BIYATCH!!!! -
VAMPIRES ATTACK, and other news stories here on KEGN news live!
It is a cold day in Pullman. Kegan pulls his coat tighter, and enters the building. He stands frozen, taking in the sight before him. Half a dozen people lie prone, their life's blood leaking into plastic containers. A part of his brain screams for him to move, to run, but before he can snap out of his reverie, the Red Cross Vampires descend from ( Read more... ) -
HELLS YES
I HAVE MY COMPUTER BACK!!! AND I HAVE INTERNET BACK!!! WAHOO!!!!!! -
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They've taken my baby. The bastards at Student Computing Services have taken my poor little laptop, and heaven knows when I'll see him again. Now, my desk looks empty. My bag is too light. I want my little baby. *sniffle ( Read more... ) -
TFK pwns
Well, I bought Thousand Foot Krutch's new CD, The Art of Breaking. Wow. This CD was a wonderful reminder of why TFK is my favorite band. Psychologists, concerned parents, and the like want to tell us that rock music is about violence, about breaking with tradition, or some other bullshit. But they have entirely missed the point. The point of rock, ( Read more... ) -
Information Technology Can Kiss My Ass
Well, folks, I'm writing this from the Gannon-Goldsworthy computer lab. Why am I not writing this from my laptop in the comfort of my room, you ask? Well, because my internet got shut off. According to Student Computing Services over in IT, I've been illegaly downloading... something. I'm not sure what, but they shut my internet off, and they are ( Read more... )