Hey folks! It's been a while since I've updated, and many things have happened. I now live in Newcastle, which is south of Bellevue next to Renton. I'm no longer a minor (18! W00t!), and I have a driver's license. Speaking of which, I need addresses from you folks so's I can come visit you whenever I can borrow my mom's car. If you don't want to ( Read more... )

For those of you out there who have/had Mr. Dale for a teacher, you will may remember he has a radio show. You can listen to it on KGHP (104.5 in Tacoma) on Mondays from 5-7. Also, this is their website about his radio persona (DJ the DeeJay) and the show: http://home.centurytel.net ( Read more... )

Ok, so I'm in the school bus, going down the highway at an impressive (for a bus) 60 mph, when this utility truck shoots bye on the right. Now, he's going at least 70, probably 75, and stays going that speed even when the speed limit drops to 50. And you know who owns and runs that truck? WSDOT. The Washington State Department Of Transportation is ( Read more... )

Allright, so there’s this trucker, and he HATES lawyers, just like the rest of us. And every time he sees a lawyer on the side of the road (he can tell because they’re looking for ambulances to chase) he swerves and runs ‘em down. Well, one day he sees a priest walking along the edge of the road. He pulls up next to him, opens the door, and asks if ( Read more... )

Fear the Burrito!
And I thought 'Tater tot' was a bad nickname

I'd like to get something off my chest. Now, before you go and yell at me, I want you to look deep inside yourself, and you'll find this is a truth: Women. Are. Insane. Anyone who can look at a group of flowers and see anything aside from, oh, a group of flowers, is crazy. And I think that the fact that neither the men nor the women have killed ( Read more... )

My Mazatlan Trip!

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I shall have an update chock full of pictures from my trip to Mazatlan soon. Until then, why not go over to www.jabberwacky.com and have a chat with the bot there? Just be warned, it's only a computer, so it can get on your nerves a little. Like how I now have a blood feud with that damn thing. Just a heads up there.

I found a folder full of fake money when I was cleaning. Yes, this is how interesting my day has been. And it reminded me of days past, when played with that money, and how annoyed I was at how it came with like ten ones, ten fives, ten twenties, and ten MILLION dollar bills. When would you ever need a million dollar bill?! What possible use would ( Read more... )

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