Today I was assaulted by Master P (icardo). He kicked me in the shin (he should be playing soccer with that kind of kick) before ruthlessly grabbing my arm and dragging me off his couch and out of his office, where he firmly held me and questioned me about why I wasn't running cross country (I would quit track too if it wasn't for needing extra- ( Read more... )

With school starting again, it is important that everyone develop good approaches to work. A good student must be able to manage their time well, and must be willing to sacrifice quality for quantity at any time, and maybe sacrifice both quality and quantity in the interest of time. The most important thing is that the work gets done. The solution ( Read more... )

This entry is dedicated to Arnold Schwarzenegger's speech at the Republican Convention.

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My mom is a cookie dough nazi. She won't let me eat cookie dough, and there are three trays of it. My sister is the cookie dough SS. She won't let me touch cookie dough, or she will report me to the mom. And there are three trays of it. This is for my own good... it always is. Untill the day I die, cookie dough will have never killed me.

You are not a beautiful and unique snowflake. You are the same decaying organic matter as everyone else, and we are all part of the same compost pile. Our culture has made us all the same. No one is truly white or black or rich, anymore. We all want the same. Individually, we are nothing...Please don't take that too seriously.

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Today I tried to register an e-mail adress at Canada.com. I used to think Canada was really cool, but don't be fooled by them, they are real jerks. Look at what they did to me when I tried to register...

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Futility
You will always miss 100% of the shots you don't take. However, from a statistical standpoint, you will also miss 99% of the shots you do. As you can see, I am sucking at CS. The only solution I can think of is to get an aimbot. Don't worry, those 2 guys didn't kill me... somebody came from behind and pwned (knifed) me...

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I just finished the summer reading book, The Man Who Ate the 747 It wasn't very good at all, and there were no sparknotes for it... Anyway, at the end the book has an email address for you to submit your own "wonders." recordkeeper@thebookofwonders.com . Maybe some of my prized readers would be kind enough to sign him up for spam mail or spam him ( Read more... )

nobody reads this... but whatever

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