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J0HN   1    Says (9:01:56 PM): its the only verbal weapon i posess
InDreamsThatFade (9:02:03 PM): fuck?
J0HN   1    Says (9:02:05 PM): and if i have to use it...
J0HN   1    Says (9:02:15 PM): you can't just go dropping f bombs!
InDreamsThatFade (9:02:16 PM): fuck?
InDreamsThatFade (9:02:30 PM): i can
InDreamsThatFade (9:02:30 PM): fuck
J0HN   1    Says ( ( Read more... )

(Anonymous)
2004-11-08 15:18 (link)
John.... if you dont update your LJ i will just have to kill you.

-Moe

Please don't kill me! I'll update. *pathetic sobs* There I updated, just please don't hurt me...

I wrote a poem about my origami crane and The Crucible.
       "The Crucible Crane"
My paper crane looks like a duck,
an animal that truely does not suck.
With the devil Tituba doesn't truck,
John Proctor and Abby really like to...

Yes, I am becoming so poetic, I think I should give this to Kruzelnick.


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Chip Smith gets me to come to his class at lunch to make up a quiz, after that he's lining Evan, Moe, and I face first against a wall saying the final step of the IDPE process is EXECUTION. Next he has us on the floor taking a quiz sort of like jeapordy, only worse.
9 and 3.
July 1, 1966.
3 and 9.
None of these questions make sense, and before you know ( Read more... )

In ancient history, human sacrifices were made on a hill above a river. Thousands of people. The sacrifices were made and the bodies were burned on a pyre. After hundreds of people were sacrificed and burned, a thick white discharge crept from the altar, downhill to the river.

Rain fell on the burnt pyre year after year, and year after year, people ( Read more... )

Questions 1-2 are based on the following passage.

In 2004, a scholarly student named Moe Elsayed was accused of disrupting his class when he raised his hand to ask his teacher, Mr. Smith, a question in drivers ed. The following letter was written to Mr. Smith from Moe in apology for his actions, requesting that he get the points that were taken ( Read more... )

In health, Evan and I played a dot game of epic proportions. The board consisted of 704 possible boxes and thousands of dots. The game took over a week to complete, and Mr. Smith (Fat, racist, idiot) never noticed.

The Dot Game

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To my prized readers- I present you the world's greatest most educated democratic department chairperson, Carmine Picardo.


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I have been wondering how long and how much mail it takes to fill up a gig of mail space... please help me by spamming, or registering allmyideasweretaken@gmail.com for spam. All help is appreciated...