Once Upon a Garden Bed

[reggie11]

Author: reggie11
Genre: I don't even know. Fungus ficlet? There's not even a tag that can cover this.
Rating: R
Word count: approx 690

Author's notes: Blame this entirely on meus_venator. I posted the pic earlier just because I thought it was funny and she demanded I give her mushroom porn! I have no idea if this is what she had in mind because, seriously, how do

Comments

[milly_gal]

"Nice bed."

"What?" Jared choked out, releasing a small amount of spores as his body trembled.

BWAHAHAHAHA! COOKIES you get COOKIES and win the internet and Oh my god I am DYING!!!

I am SO rec'cing this! :D ♥

[reggie11]

I win the internet? Hurrah!!! I so didn't know if that would work so your comment makes me want to do a happy dance :)

[milly_gal]

That worked hun, that really worked! I am literally crying with laughter here! So cute and so funny :D

[blackrabbit42]

That's it. It's 7 Am here, and I just got up, but now I can go back to bed, my day is complete.

You are tooo much! This was awesome!

[reggie11]

Your comment has made me ridiculously happy! Only 7am and I made you want to pack it in already, lol.

[jj1564]

That is possibly the weirdest but funniest thing I've ever read!!

"Beautiful and shapely, with a hint of freckles dusting those perfect cheeks." OMG I starting giggle-snorting then and haven't stopped! Perfect silly!porn, you managed to make mushrooms sexy!!

[reggie11]

It's absolutely the weirdest thing I've ever written! My first completed crack fic and it's mushroom sex, bwahahaha. The mushroom butt had to be Jensen because it has freckles, FTW!

[jj1564]

That's what made me laugh so much, I hadn't even noticed the 'freckles' before!! You were inspired my dear! I loved your genre too...

"I don't even know. Fungus ficlet? There's not even a tag that can cover this."

You may have 'spored' a whole new genre!

[reggie11]

BAHAHAHAHA!

[cassiopeia7]

Mushroom porn. I have now read it all. :D And even as a mushroom, Jensen's ass has FRECKLES. My day is made -- nothing can top this! Brava, brava!! \o/

[reggie11]

Yay!!! Mushrooms. Who knew? ;)

Jensen's freckles are there in every conceivable incarnation, even as an edible fungus, lol.

[lady_emebalia]

I'm dying.
You're clearly having too much fun with shrooms, not that I'm complaining.

[reggie11]

I'm beginning to wonder if the mushrooms on the pizza I had for dinner weren't the magic kind...lol. I mean surely you can't write ridiculous shit like this completely straight :)