Sprint PCS person: They will call you in the next 24 to 48 hours ( Read more... )

my favorite part of this evening was when Dave sang "what's cooler than being cool" raised his arm as he said "ICE COLD" and then the ceiling fan hit his hand! hahahaha!

Lt. Colonel (Ret.) Joe W. Kennedy of Lake Wildwood, age 85, passed away Tuesday March 7, 2006 in Grass Valley, California of heart related problems ( Read more... )

"I went into a McDonald's yesterday and said, 'I'd like some fries.' The girl at the counter said, 'Would you like some fries with that?'"
- Jay Leno

I, the Penis, hereby request a raise in salary for the following reasons ( Read more... )

It's not enough to be clever, you have to be THE cleverest.

Lets get some expresso, drugs are for those that dont know how to have fun.

I find it amusing that my professor doesnt know how to write essays. That I can write a pretty damn good essay and he doesnt get it. He thinks my intro is "too much" when it is one paragraph with a thesis sentence, he thinks that my first two of three points are "background info" and that my conclusion is also "background info". Is it just me or ( Read more... )

DT: how many times do you need to amaze me ( Read more... )

My amiga Michelle (coolchkmic ( Read more... )

I should not at all be excited about this, yet somehow I am... FPL aka Fucking Power Losers, have now updated their information and told me that we should now have power by the 15th of November! A whole 7 days sooner than previously thought, yet still 23 days after it went out... have I mentioned that I HATE FLORIDA!!! so let me put this question ( Read more... )