1. Only in America......can a pizza get to your house faster than an ambulance.
2. Only in America......are there handicap parking places in front of a skating rink.
3. Only in America......do drugstores make the sick walk all the way to the back of the store to get their prescriptions while healthy people can buy cigarettes at the front.
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If you hate a person, you hate something in him that is part of yourself. What isn't part of ourselves doesn't disturb us ( Read more... )

The fastest part of your commute is down your driveway.

You go to the beach and see that real lifeguards actually do look like the lifeguards from Baywatch

Your monthly house payments exceed your annual income.

You drive next to a Rolls Royce and don't notice.

You begin to "lie" to your friends about where you are (i.e. "Yeah I'm like 20 minutes away ( Read more... )

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Lisa: do you like to bowl?
Me: i like to drink and throw heavy balls at sitting objects

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"If the Arabs put down their weapons today, there would be no more violence.

If the Jews put down their weapons today, there would be no more Israel"

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it was 119 here in Woodland hills yesterday...

July 19, 2006, 12:15 PM ET
YouTube Sued For Copyright Infringement

By Antony Bruno, Denver

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