What A Weekend.


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I would like to talk to you about the martini. There is no drink as dignified as the imperial martini. Martini sits in its glass, forged by ancient glass blowers in the ruins of tumbled cities and mounted on the tips of flame, like a king on ( Read more... )

Name Changed (10:35:10 PM): im going to counter-protest the military recruiters at our school

Name Changed (10:35:17 PM): i need a way to know when they're coming tho

Thin Whit3 Duk3 (10:35:19 PM): why

Thin Whit3 Duk3 (10:35:24 PM): why protest that?

Thin Whit3 Duk3 (10:35:30 PM): its a publicly funded school

Name Changed (10:35:34 PM): because ( Read more... )

R.I.P Doesn't Matter

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You know whats the best part about waking up from a hard night of drinking?

Being morning drunk!!!

I love almost falling over in the shower, and then like, breakfast while tanked and!!!

My mom bought me like, starbucks iced coffee in a can, how tight is that?

so yeah, im having a good morning!

and you! you cumslut!!! come watch reefer madness with me, ( Read more... )

well, my parents have officially fucked my plans for tonight ( Read more... )

Well, tonight all the english kids got the exam results back, so it was a big celebration. I rode in a limo for a while, and then got drunk again, in a park, (again ( Read more... )

So, tonight I did a pub quiz with my cousin, and we got too drunk and lost, that sucked ( Read more... )

anaotomy of a night out in harrogate, (my home town ( Read more... )