Yesterday, it seemed as if the city was plotting against me, and yet the day turned out to be one of my better ones ( Read more... )

We're bigger than Hasselhoff in Germany.

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You can watch me pitching from 1:20 or so until about 1:45. And there's a picture of me where I look totally skinny next to my drunk friend at the 5 minute mark!

Come to NYC this summer! Play some ball with me!

Happy Birthday Omer!!!!!!!

I love you, Debbie Lieberstien.

This is a yes or no question.

Do you have a basic, mechanical understanding of how a toilet flushes?

Please, give me your answers.

I feel like I dodged a bullet the other night ( Read more... )

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Dear friends who live in warmer climes ( Read more... )

Somebody tell my why I always think it's an ok idea to spraypaint indoors?

It's not.