Writers, quit whining
Spare us the self-involved moaning over the agonies of your art. Writing is no harder than anything else, and the complainers should can it.

By Garrison Keillor

May 3, 2006 | OK, let me say this once and get it off my chest and never mention it again. I have had it with writers who talk about how painful and harrowing and ( Read more... )

“There were different stories about how he died, but it was commonly believed that they killed him by crushing his testicles (294).” (quote from a history text.)

Thanks for loving this hairless bastard, Kal.

Kelsey Grammar plays Beast in the new X-Men flick.

Also, Superman Returns.

http://onegoodmove.org/1gm/1gmarchive/002750.html#002750

  George W. Bush seems like the kind of man who is afraid to touch his penis when he urinates.

It's funny, the population of men who think they're gay if they as much brush their willy--masturbation must be like like commandeering the genocide of fuzzy cute Disney critters to them. They probably have also refrianed from other normal male ( Read more... )

So my cats are lesbians ( Read more... )

It seems just yesterday, when we were at the SMEA dance, me on my crutch, and we danced with our arms stretched out, the maximum amount of distance between us. Hapy anniversary honey, I love you.

You Have Fantastic Karma


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Star Wars Horoscope for Sagittarius


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