I'm going to just assume that the reason Laura didn't invite me on her Hollywood Hold 'Em poker show is because she knew I would kick her ass, her little boyfriend's ass, and her other little boyfriend's ass. And those other two guys that I always ignore whenever my brothers insist on hanging out with them. Yeah, I'd kick their asses, too. Then ( Read more... )

My friend Kenny's girlfriend dumped him on February 13th. I told him that that's what you get for giving the whore her presents two days early. He'll never learn ( Read more... )

I turn 19 in less than three months. I remember how when I turned 18, everyone told me that it would all be downhill from there and before I knew it I'd be in my 40s, sitting in a barcalounger and weeping as I watched reruns of 'The George Lopez Show.' Well, truthfully, I already do that. But I think it has more to do with the writing than my ( Read more... )

I was in demand to update (ok, two people, but still...in demand) and seeing how I'm always eager to please the ladies, I've decided to, well, update. Yeah ( Read more... )

Hi everyone. I'm Jordy Masterson, a.k.a younger brother of Chris and Danny Masterson, the successful actors in the family. But I won't let my bitterness bore you too much, cause I have lots of other stuff going on, too. For instance, I recently won a celebrity (Ha! See, I am somewhat important ;)) poker tournament, banking $100,000 for the ( Read more... )