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AS I walked past the steps of central station at Chalmers and Devonshire and there was this woman standing at the lights waiting to cross. She glanced at me and I looked at her as I walked passed and I didn’t think anything of it ( Read more... )

A lady got on the train and as she came down the stairs she tripped and as she landed her heel went through this woman,s skirt, tearing it and leaving a bit of a gash in her leg ( Read more... )

I recently found this note on my desk after i got home from going out.
What the hell? Does this mean i need to move out?

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There was a kid on the train sitting next to his dad doing the jumble.
A Quizzical expression went over his face.
"Daddy, whats a C-U-N-T?"
"It's ummm... 'Not a very nice man'"

It's great when Dad's have all the answers.

This Came over the loud speaker of the train. A PACKED FULL train.
Between Wollstonecraft and Milson's Point.
"Excuse me Ladies and Gentlemen, If there is a Tim Shenick on board, we've had a call to our call box.
It's your Mother.
She wants you to know you left your lunch behind."

The entire train burst into laughter.

I was walking back from my lunch break and i walked past these two ladies finishing there conversation ( Read more... )

My Answering Machine Message is my rendition of the George Costanza message.
Seinfeld fans would know the one. It's when he sings "Believe it or not..."

I checked my messages and i found this one, it was left by some telemarketer.
"That must of taken copious amounts of alcohol, or at least i hope it did."

I laughed a lot.

When Jen decided to have her birthday party at a Karaoke i knew i was in trouble ( Read more... )

I try and write down my dreams in an effort to chronicle the weird crap in my head. As I have written before some aspects of my dreams either are true or come true but some are just bizarre ( Read more... )