91. I am not authorized to initiate Jihad ( Read more... )

81. May not bring a drag queen to the battalion formal dance ( Read more... )

71. I must not flaunt my deviances in front of my chain of command ( Read more... )

61. If one soldier has a 2nd Lt bar on his uniform, and I have an E-4 on mine It means he outranks me. It does not mean “I have been promoted three more times than you ( Read more... )

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51. Not allowed to quote “Dr Seuss” on military operations ( Read more... )

ALKIHOL ESTA MUY DIVERTIDO ( Read more... )

31. Not allowed to let sock puppets take responsibility for any of my actions ( Read more... )

just shoot me now. this whole being adult and responsible thing is total bull shit. 20yr olds should not be sent out into the world to take care of themselves with no familial help at all and 17yr olds shouldn't either and people should realize when their friends and family members aren't ok and need more help than "i'm sorry your mom is dead and ( Read more... )

21. Must attempt to not antagonize SAS ( Read more... )