This guy wants to be a proctologist, and he wants to be a really good proctologist, so he decides to go down to the morgue after class and practice a little. Well, he uncovers the first guy and there is a cork in his butt! He thinks it's a little strange, so he pulls it and music starts playing ( Read more... )

This morning (after breakfast with Danni in a cafe) I received a copy of about half of Aliki's album (back story - I've written/co-written half the album). There's one track on here (the one I'm listening to now) that I wrote a couple of years ago and that Aliki decided was cool enough to record... now it's the most rockin', most commercial, ( Read more... )

Life is busy, I should be trying to catch up on sleep.

Stolen from numerous people:

I want everyone who reads this to ask me 4 questions. Any 4, no matter how personal, dirty, private, or random. I have to answer them honestly. In turn, you could copy this into your livejournal and have people do the same thing for you.

Sarah McLachlan is playing Brisbane Convention Centre (Brisbane City) on March 27. Shanon is playing Aust. Gospel Music Festival March 25 to 27.

I SO wanted to go again.

This morning's choir practice saw We Are the Champions and Shake, Rattle & Roll... variety much? Nadia was a little late so I chatted to this kid (boy) in year seven who's going to choose 'Home-Ec' over 'Robotics' next term. I laughed and mentioned that the best Chilli Con Carn I ever tasted was the one I made in year 8 Home-Ec, probably due to the ( Read more... )

I laughed so hard last my cheeks are still sore. It was something about "You Can Leave Your Hat On" being sung by sheep and at one point Danni came out with "what are you we-e-e-e-e-earing?".... god, that's still funny ( Read more... )

Delta Goodrem is famed for her precocious string of hits, but her misses have gone unremarked. This is a shame because they characterise her so much more acutely ( Read more... )

"The probability of life originating from accident is
comparable to the Unabridged Dictionary resulting from
an explosion in a printing factory."

- Edwin Conklin

Kim:
Ponder this:
Humpty Dumpty was pushed.

Shanon:I KNEW IT!!!! and everyone said I was a conspiracy theorist! the evidence was just too convenient - how come the king's horses and men were there so quickly?!! hey!?! did they really TRY to put him back together or did they just SAY they did, then covered it up. And how reliable were the witnesses ( Read more... )

the world is so willing to believe in what is 'right' for 'them'. THAT works for you; THIS works for me.

it's so... consumerist.

is that really how it works?

what's the difference between an old dead guy that says "believe in God" and another old dead guy that says "God doesn't exist"?

can I ask you this: 'why not?'