jackdondanville: I'm moving to the mountains to become a monk!
PimpCarTruffles: now you've got the jist of it!
jackdondanville: Yes I do
jackdondanville: I want no part of these female creatures
PimpCarTruffles: yeah
PimpCarTruffles: yeah you do
jackdondanville: Non
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Of all the places to consume a specific strand of poisonous Amazonian cave fungus with halucinogenic after-effects, why did I decide to do it at Bumbershoot? I was told specifically by many, many people NOTto eat such things around large crowds of people, and so I picked the ( Read more... )

I'm sure all of you love music as much as I do, but the question is, how knowledgable are you?
Here's the task- spell your name using only the names of musicians and/or bands. Don't get it? Observe:
J-Jethro Tull
A-AC/DC
C-Cream
K-King Crimson
If you are very skilled, you can do both your first and last name. Like so:
D-David Bowie
O-Ozzy Osbourne
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This is the only time I'm ever gonna' do one of these surveys, so read 'em and weep. I'm not even gonna' do an LJ cut because of its gloriousness. Feast upon the beauty!!!!

FIRSTS AND LASTS
First screen name: boblederhosen
First self-purchased album: The Yellow Submarine Soundtrack
First funeral: Dracula's
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My God I have not updated this thing in quite a while!

Thanks to all of you heartless bastards who didn't comment on my last entry. Although I suppose it was my fault, afterall, it hit an all-time low in the sense making department. Hopefully this one will tickle your humor sensors a bit more. I'm going to start it off with a question...

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HELLO AGAIN KIDS
I think I finally may have run out of stuff to say... My God... Oh wait I thought of something... whoever invented that AIM virus that I got needs to be eaten by a gigantic

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jackdondanville: FELIX HAS HAD ANAL SEX SO MANY TIMES THAT HIS POOP FALLS OUT OF HIS ASS
Mileman224: howd you know?
jackdondanville: I SAW IT HAPPEN ONCE

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