ITS OFFICIAL ( Read more... )

Question: What is your favorite beer?

Personally, I like ALL BEER. I don't even care what kind it is, I just dump it all into a big bucket and drink it down. JACKETCHAMPION KNOWS HOW TO PAR-TAY!

What about you guys? What's your brew of choice? Leave a comment. I WANT YOUR FEEDBACK!

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And I'll keep on drinking till the END.In other JACKETCHAMPION news, I won a beer drinking contest at a local pub tonight. The other guys didn't stand a chance. When the contest was over, this slutty woman came up ( Read more... )

(x) I NEVER GOT MAD HORSE DRUNK ( Read more... )

My nephew was using my computer, and he LOGGED onto AIM with one of MY screen names. Some guy IMed him, and they chatted for a while. After my nephew told the guy he was only 13, the guy tried to get my nephew to have sex with him! Luckily, the conversation was saved... I had to edit out some of the more GRAPHIC stuff ( Read more... )

You know, it's not easy being a CHAMPION ( Read more... )

Man, this day was rough for me. First, I woke up and had some Wheaties (Breakfast of CHAMPIONS! THATS ME!) After a few bowls of them, I put on my jacket and went to the grocery store to buy some beer. After drinking 6 cans of beer, I drive to the Men's Wearhouse to get some PANTS! So far So GOOD! When I get there, I was like "GIVE ME SOME ( Read more... )

That guy sure is MEAN! He totally hates me! And I don't know why! He's a TOTAL JERK! He threatened to kill me OVER THE INTERNET! WHAT A JERK! He's just jealous of my awesome jacket ( Read more... )

My nephew Dylan was watchin' this dang Digimonsters cartoon today, and they were all "Digimon are the CHAMPIONS!" Then I was like "Whaaaaaaaaaat? How can that be? They don't even have Tony Stewart jackets!!!" Then I changed the channel and made Dylan watch some Nascar highlights. He kept whining, so I beat him in the face with the remote ( Read more... )

I went to that there Olive Garden for supper last night to spend time with mah true love...my jacket OF COURSE! I saw my darlin' Maggie May and asked why she dun call me last week. Then I explained that "I've got a jacket that says I'm a champion...YOU'VE got a jacket that says you're a champion." That gal knows what I'm talkin' about, YEE-HAW ( Read more... )