Senryu

[jackiecat]

I'm bathing, in a
pose a cartoonist once called
"playing the cello"

Comments

[valcat]

Hello Jackie, I am impressed that you knew the name of the cartoonist. Did your humans interrupt your bath by laughing at you? Mine sometimes do. It's very annoying. Sometimes I glare at them but usually I just pretend they are not even there. Humans can be so undignified. I cannot believe their behavior. They are such an inferior species. They can't even get into the proper positions a good bath, so they have to immerse themselves in water instead of doing it the right way

[jackiecat]

My humans glare at me because I am making such nice slurpy noises.

I agree with you that the way humans clean themselves is appalling. *shudder* I am so grateful that I was born a cat!

I sometimes like when the human makes the bathtub all wet. Then I can drink it. Fresh water that tastes a little bit like soap is very good. Of course, the best part is keeping Little Girl out of there. If I get on the edge of the bathtub first Little Girl can't get past me.

You are very smart to train your human to do lower-back exercises. I am impressed that you got her up to fourteen repetitions! Our humans' health is a difficult responsibility at best. Keep up the good work!

[maxling]

what does this position look like?

[jackiecat]

Rather like this.

[maxling]

ohh. that's an easy one.

humans are just poorly flexed.

[jackiecat]

Can you imagine what life would be like if you had to soak your whole body in water to get it clean? I am so glad I was born a cat!