Duchess is a pain.
She's too uppity; she just
doesn't know her place.

Why does Mom like her?
I'm so much more beautiful.
This is unquestioned.

I long for the day
when all cats and all humans
know I am the best.

Flash! Down the hall. Pounce!
I am determined to kill
the stray cosmic ray!

I'm bathing, in a
pose a cartoonist once called
"playing the cello"

Mmm, my feet are very tasty! I am chewing on them and licking in between my toes. Delicious!

Maybe if the humans stood in the box full of sand more often they would find their feet to be tasty too.

I asked Mom to open the envelope, because she has opposable thumbs. I could smell what was inside even before she opened it. WOW was it strong ( Read more... )

Stray cosmic rays are biting me.

*twitch* There goes another one. *lick lick*

Ow! Dang. *groom* *tail-twitch*

*spontaneous levitation several inches high* Quit it!

*spasm* Ow!

I sniffed Mom's fingers and they smelled so wonderful that I had to rub my face all over them. They smelled of lovely dried herbs. I wanted more and more of that scent.

Mom kept saying "chamomile" and chuckling. So I gnawed at her fingers. I couldn't help it because I was high.

A few days ago I found the brother of the Zombie Mouse.

I'm making progress on it.

Today I have vanquished the Zombie MouseAt first I thought it was just a normal wonderful-smelling tasty chewy furry mouse to attack. Naturally I destroyed it. I know my job ( Read more... )

My humans keep a big container of water just outside the house. It's as big as a room and it's entirely full of water. You might think I'm crazy, but this is true. It's really that big and it's really out there. It has been there ever since we all moved to this territory ( Read more... )