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Father Knows Best
I actually just spat tea all over my Macbook.
Alex: "What's Jagermeister?"
Phil: "Well, you know how in a fairytale there's always a potion that makes the princess fall asleep and then the guys start kissing her? This is like that, except you don't wake up in a castle, you wake up in a frat house with a bad reputation."
OMG, MODERN FAMILY. I ( Read more... ) -
(Gotta get get!)
BOOM BOOM POW!
PS: I wrote in WET CEMENT today. Dream come true! -
It's E-RAWN, though I'm even willing to accept E-Ran at this point.
Pet Peeve of the Moment/Of LIFE:
You'd think after all the media attention of late, people would finally get that the country's name isn't pronounced "Eye-Ran" and yet, they are still saying it.
GRAAAAH. People! On behalf of Iranians everywhere, I have one thing to say to you: DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA HOW IGNORANT YOU SOUND? -
"Pleeeeease add that to your own Facebook Quotes! RIGHT NOW!"
"It's like...Kevin Drew went to Sneaky Dee's to dance. And then he went into the bathroom to take a dump, and he shat out five guys, and they were Still Life Still."
- me, trying to describe Still Life Still's music and general douche-y existence to frances_rain and marrasiaEvery once in a while, I unintentionally make poetry with words, and then after it's done, I ( Read more... ) -
Oh, Alberta.
Reason #78650 why I don't live in Alberta?
So much about this is insulting and WRONG, that I don't even know where to start, so I'll start with this:
But the government had been largely immoveable. For weeks, the minister responsible for enshrining parental rights and protecting gay rights has said little will change at the end of the day ( Read more... ) -
Oh my god, a rubber!
Earlier today, at the library: a gaggle of 16 year old boys are gathered around a computer, when suddenly, their friend runs up to them holding a brown paper bag. He dumps the contents onto a nearby chair, and before I can ask myself "why is this boy-child throwing his lunch on the couch?" I realize that it's FULL OF CONDOMSHis friends gather ( Read more... ) -
"Stacy Merkin is a fucking cunt."
1. I am very intrigued!!! Even though it's SO NOT THE SAME as the real thing...ohmygod, I think I need one of these! Immediately!
2. Dear Shane McCutcheon, how/WHY are you so hot? I do not understand! Please stop; you are killing me!
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Gas price remedy, take the 4-3 Kennedy.
OMG. IT'S THE STORY OF MY LIFE!!!
THIS IS ART! I can't stop watching. -
Gimme a record, and I'll break it.
MADONNA IS GLORIOUS! OMG OMG OMG!
More details to come tomorrow. Now, I shall have sweet, sweet dreams of drag queens in cone bras and blonde wigs, gay men in muscle shirts, and fabulous, wonderful, amazing Madge.
