Four words.
Pee in the fitting room.
Yes, a grown woman, not Depends age, PEED in a fitting room.
Sometimes i hate my job

Okay, for everyone who remembers the spanish girls with high eyebrows, lip liner, huge ass earrings, etc. not to mention the outfits, you have to see this video. Apparently in Miami they are called Chongas, and these two chicks did a parody of Fergalicious, calling it Chongalicious.
My friend Stephanie is the finder of this little gem...she found ( Read more... )

Ok, you MUST see this....i got the links from a friend, they're from some Nickolodean show...the first is in english so you can hear the REAL lyrics, the second is in icelandic, and the third is what some wacko subtitled in what the icelandic SOUNDS LIKE....and it does not sound work appropriate if you know what i mean. I almost died laughing at ( Read more... )

Read Gilead. Interesting idea, beautifully written, something for the religous, spiritual, and people who just appreciate a good piece of writing.

Hey people who read this, all three of you, if i haven't contaced you on facebook, spread the word.  Copied off of facebook- please tell everyone you know, help a little kid's dream happen!

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He is 7 years old and will be 8 May ( Read more... )

Ok, so first of all, China launches a nuke at Hawaii, why, because it's close.  Pearl Harbour is obliterated along with everything else.  This stirs up some WW II memories, but not enough, and we don't do anything, in keeping with our tradition of waiting to enter world wars.  Japan sends a nuke to Beijing, because they fear the financial ( Read more... )

There are two ways to get home from college. One-have father-dearest drive me home. 
Two-is done in steps
1-leave dorm at 10:30 with impossibly heavy duffel bag. Realize zipping self in bag would have weighed less. Resolved to do so next time.
2-Lug said duffel bag to T stop. Look like a hunchbacked idiot, as leaning way over is the only way to ( Read more... )

I am mostly happy with myself right now, which is more than I could say before. I am happy single, and will likely stay that way for some time. I am certainly not looking, but then again, I never have. Being an independent person, with probable commitment problems, I think it is important for me to cement my identity as Jess, pre-anyone else, to ( Read more... )

Sometimes.........I just wish I could ask a little elf what to do........or just learn to deal with my own issues............

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