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[jackmanhugh]

I hate the word fat. It's nasty and it makes me think about people named Louie. When I was nine there was a Louie at my school who used to make me give him the money that I was allotted every week assuming I had done my chores and as an afterthought he would hit me in the nose with the heel of his palm and I'd spend all of recess in the bathroom

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[l_lohan]

speaking of sausages i knew you'd catch the gay and quick. mmm james marsden.

[jackmanhugh]

Look, I really am not gay, I am just Cyclopsexual and well within reason mmm.

[l_lohan]

lmao bull

[jackmanhugh]

Slaps are you amused this is about tattoos, I am.

[nawatts]

Dyson like the vacuum cleaner? What Lohan said.

[jackmanhugh]

At first I was going to say no, Dyson like Josh Dyson but I realised I have no idea who that actually is, it just sounds familiar and then I was going to say no, Dyson like the chicken, but then I remembered that I am an idiot and I should maybe pour another drink. What I said back to Lohan.

[t_collette]

That's actually a really interesting story. Thank you for sharing it.

[jackmanhugh]

It's just a very strange mid-life crisis story. I want to hear one of yours. Not necessarily mid-life, because you're still young, but just a story. Have you many?

[t_collette]

I have many, many stories.

You're not much older than me, you know.

[jackmanhugh]

If I have ever learned anything from anyone, I paid very close attention when my mother said, Hugh, you always pretend a lady is eighteen, even if she's eighty. Therefore, you're still a baby to me.

Tell me one.

[halle_berry]

CYCLOPSEXUAL LMFAO

[jackmanhugh]

HAHAHA WHAT, NEXT TO YOU, HE IS THE ONLY MAN FOR ME

[ml_monaghan]

Do I really have to read this? part two.

[jackmanhugh]

I am never updating again. Goodbye.

[ml_monaghan]

I hope this was worth waking up for.

[jackmanhugh]

You mean this post? I dunno. Probably not. Don't read it. It's like masturbation, you'll go blind.