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[jacksregret]

It's the spiders. Blame it all on the spiders. Spiders have fangs you know, its just you cant see them cause their so small.

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[antininjagang]

ummmmm. ok?

[ajaxmxmf]

somebody told me if you drop a tarantula, it will break.

[jacksregret]

Porcelain tarantulas. My friend has one, it sheds its skin. She has a line up of like 10 exos from baby to devil. They look exactly like the fuckers too.

i'm sorry, i'm confused.

[boyswithpennies]

spiders..?
as in
SPIDERman?

Re: i'm sorry, i'm confused.

[jacksregret]

no, if there was a hybrid human half spider i would then devote my life to hunting it down, i would severe 7 of ITs 8 spider/man legs with an axe, watching IT circle in a spiraling decay. I am a spider killeraholic Alexa... i cant believe you didnt already know this.

Re: i'm sorry, i'm confused.

[boyswithpennies]

i knew you hated them but geez i didnt know you were a "killeraholic".

Re: i'm sorry, i'm confused.

[jacksregret]

Its more of a personal ambition.