I wonder where i would be if i got everything i wanted, just like that spoiled brat that lords his new toy over you at recess. Ya, you know who i'm talking about. Would it corrupt me like that little son fo a.... well i won't bring his mother into this, probably is her fault for not being able to say "no"... I would like to think it wouldn't, but ( Read more... )

My life in a nutshell would be cramped and uncomfortable. First off, i would like to apologize to any and all i may have sent a chain letter to. Stone me if you wish, but stone me softly... i bruise easy. Secondly i would like to say that I do not see myself in such great light. I view my failings as many and my successes as few and far between ( Read more... )

The world is an every changing place, yes? It is many things to many different people. One man's feast is another's scraps, one man trash is another's riches. Walking down the street passing the homeless, the sometimes worthless, the desperate and the needy. Stopping to throw change in a cup, or leaving leftovers on the sidewalk in front of ( Read more... )

This is the earliest i have been up and out of bed, in a long... long... long... time. It's kind of refreshing, in much the same way as a cold shower, not pleasent, but at least i'm alert. I couldn't sleep well, the few meager events of the night were just enough to get my mind up and running. This is why i try not to think. It makes things so ( Read more... )

Parents, are you tired of trying to explain the facts of life to your children?

Second grade teachers are you tired of going to those pesky pet shops to replace a gerbil that your students will miss?

WELL NO LONGER!!!

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Hey there Portland, I'm coming back to you this weekend.

Hello folks and welcome back to the wonderfully whimsical world of cup-o-noodles and late night comedy binges ( Read more... )

Revalations and generations take on a whole new meaning this evening. Leaving the bible far, far in the dust ( Read more... )

I was thinking the other day about religion, and disaster and all that good stuff. I am not a very religious movie but i have seen many a movie, and read many a book, and come across my fair share of religious texts and references. One of my favorites ( Read more... )

So here i am. No epiphanies today, no grand philisophical questioning of the world around me. Just me, my home, and a bed covered end to end in cat hair ( Read more... )