Happy Birthday!

Question Of The Day
Why don't you ever see baby pigeons?

Advice Of The Day
Living on Earth is expensive, but it does include a free trip around the sun.

Happy 35th Birthday Ian. Hope you have a great day Love Jackie and Keith X

Question Of The Day
If shampoo comes in many colours, why is the lather always white?

Advice Of The Day
If you must choose between two evils, pick the one you've never tried before.

Another pointless questionnaire

My name is: Jackie
In the morning I am: Grumpy
All I need is: Chocolate and alcohol
Love is: All consuming
I'm afraid of: Toilets

WITH THE OPPOSITE SEX: -
What do you notice first?: Eyes
Dream boy/girlfriend: Nobodies perfect, it wouldn’t be any fun
Do you believe in love at first sight?: No

WHO
Makes you laugh the most?: ( Read more... )

 Exam Haiku
There is no way out.
Time passes inconstantly
Exams destroy souls

Question Of The Day
How does the man who drives the snow plough get to work?

Advice Of The Day
Allow children to learn by making their own mistakes. Laughing at their stupidity also helps. 

from too much revision I need a break. My friend sent me this questionaire so I thought I would post it on here

Nicknames: I used to get called Jake at school by the people who liked me and Gremlin by those who didn’t.

Screen names: Jacqueling on Live Journal, HyliaElivagar on AOL and Amara on MSN

Age: 28

Birthday: 11/08/1978

Sign: Leo

Location: ( Read more... )

Anyone who knows me, knows I'm a big Disney freak. I love my Disney movies (and sad to say songs). People comment that at my age I should have grew out of all that and that I am sad (and by people I mean my mother), but I really like cartoons I get up on the morning and whilst I get ready for work I watch Danny Phantom which is about a boy who can ( Read more... )

Looking out the window ( Read more... )

How to satisfy a woman
Adore, appreciate, beguile, captivate, caress, charm, cherish, coax, commit to, compliment, console, delight, embrace, empathize, enchant, enthral, hug, humour, idolize, indulge, massage, nuzzle, palpitate, pamper, phone, placate, promise, relish, respect, sacrifice for, savour, serenade, spoil, stroke, treasure, understand ( Read more... )

Grant me the grace to accept the things I cannot change,
The courage to change the things I cannot accept,
And the wisdom to forgive those I had to viciously assault today because they got in my face.

Help me to always give 100% at work:
15% on Monday, 25% on Tuesday,
35% on Wednesday, 20% on Thursday and 5% on Friday.

And help me always disguise ( Read more... )

• If you crash your car it will always explode.
• If you are a teenager, you will die horribly after having sex.
• You must pick up your phone after the first ring or the other person will assume you are out and hang up.
• If you are a woman who is running away from someone you will trip and fall.
• Drivers: avoid being attacked by a T- ( Read more... )