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What could be described as a fairy tale turned real on Wednesday in Port Harcourt, Rivers State, as a cat allegedly turned into a middle-aged woman after being hit by a commercial motorcycle (Okada) on Aba/Port Harcourt Expressway.

(Yep, still alive. Nope, still not blogging. Comps eat life. Have a shiny day!)

In a rare bout of procrastination (yes, rare, that's it...) I did this meme I stole from tobinsguide. 106 famous and/or popular books many people claim not to have read, but you get to be a smart-ass about.

( Beware the addictive properties of lists about books )

"Mr. Beetle should have guessed that the aggressive grasshopper was a movie cameraman."

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Lovecraft was right. Eldritch Things really do lurk in the deeps.

(The owner of this blog accepts no responsiblity for any discomfort or descent into gibbering madness you may experience while contemplating these images.)

Elections are coming up in Winnipeg, and every time the NDP commercial plays its slogan "Forward, not back," I hear Kang from the Simpsons: "We must move forward, not backward! Upward, not forward! And always twirling, twirling, twirling toward freedom ( Read more... )

I once had a theory that spammers put bizarre and random messages into their ads in order to slip them past spam filters. This theory has been called into question, however, by messages whose filter words are so "hot" (eg. "Orgasm Sexual" and "weapons") or so brief (after paragaphs on stocks, the simple line "sign leaf") that I don't see what good ( Read more... )

Current temperature: -34
Feels like: -46

Gyah! I was thinking of seeing Pan's Labyrinth today, but instead, I think I'll watch the inside of a blanket.

Thank you, that is all.

I really should be reading "The laboryouse Iourney & serche of Iohan Leyland, for Englande's Antiquitees, geuen of hym as a newe yeares gyfte to Kynge Henry the viij. in the xxxvij. yeare of his Reygne, with declaracyons enlarged: by Johan Bale," but I just got internet back after two days of crapped-out network cable, and am glorying in the ( Read more... )