a night in the bizarre social life of the "Alan"

[jaded_believer]

[The scene: late-night. a porch in mid-summer Alabama. three 20-somethings sit on various chairs, holding drinks befitting their age. A phone rings.]
Girl: Oh, shit, it's Double-D.
Guy #1: Hand it over, baby.
[Girl hands phone to Guy #1]
Guy #1: Bebe's phone.
[unintelligible discussion]Guy #1: Cheesey-fries and a burger? You must have the

Comments

[odinokivolk]

That reminds me of this one time I was riding down some random highway in Alabama and then got lost. I still don't understand how someone could think it's a good idea to have a road going directly into a lake...

[angelprojekt]

That's what it reminded me of, too! And I wasn't even there!