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If any of you have seen King of Kong: A Fistfull of Quarters, you'll appreciate the LIVE STREAMING VIDEO OF STEVE WIEBE TRYING TO BREAK THE DONKEY KONG WORLD RECORD! LIVE! AS IN RIGHT NOW! TODAY! TUESDAY, JUNE 2, 2009! PROBABLY ALL MORNING AND POSSIBLY WELL INTO THE AFTERNOON!

This is literally happening right now. You don't want to miss the

Happy Saturday, everyone!

ATTENTION! THIS IS A PUBLIC SERVICE ANNOUNCEMENT! TOMORROW (TUESDAY, OCTOBER 28 2008) IS FREE TACO DAY. GO TO TACO BELL AND DEMAND THAT THEY GIVE YOU A FREE TACO! THIS IS GOOD FOR TOMORROW ONLY. DO NOT LET YOUR CHANCE AT A FREE TACO SLIP THROUGH YOUR FINGERS!

So One of my heroes died yesterday.
Solzhenitsyn was a great man and a brilliant writer. He will be missed by all the Russians who are still alive after surviving Stalin's nightmare so many years ago.

Congrats to the Boston Celtics, 2008 NBA Champions!

So I'm going to put up five quotes.

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So I've finally gotten around to closing out that Lightning Round!
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I'm going to close up the lightning round tomorrow (my time). This is something or other likely to be like middle of the night your time. Then, we move on into the final round of the thing.

"Delo v tom, shto Konstantin Gavrilovich zastrelilsya!"

I know I've become drastically altered as a human being when I find myself completely disappointed that Tiger Woods PGA Tour '07 won't come out until March. Seriously, come on, EA! If you don't get it out before February, how am I going to play it before I go to Russia? Clearly, they weren't thinking when they announced a March release date.