and i call this one fatigue ( Read more... )

remember about four years ago, i started publishing excerpts of my unpublished guide to domesticity, Home Goddess: How To Get By When You've Far Overstayed Your Welcome In The Family Bosom, And Suddenly Have To Rely On Life Skills You Haven't Cultivatedthere was a chapter devoted to how not to go around unnecessarily replacing all the light bulbs ( Read more... )

i'm waiting for my nipples to start leaking. apparently this could happen any time. and while i await with vague anticipation this comical bovine development, i've decided there's no better time to cultivate a new hobby ( Read more... )