Hetalia Zombie Theatre Episode Four
Ratings: Mature
Warnings: use of human name, zombies and subtle(?) homosexuality and death
Part 1 Part 2 Part 3 Part 5 Part 6
This weeks instalment is filled with heart stopping action, bloodcurdling drama and stomach turning gore.
I would like to note that I know nothing about guns. :(
Peter felt his cell phone vibrate in his pocket. He was suddenly very glad that his school had a rule against ring tones. He paused to see who was calling him.
"Hello?" he asked, being polite like his mama and papa had taught him.
"Peter?" It was his mama!
"Mommy!" he squeaked with joy, blushing in embarrassment when he saw Lili smile and cover her mouth.
"Peter, how many times have I told you, I am not your 'mom'!" Peter winced a little at his mother's tone.
"But dad calls you 'his wife' all the time!" If papa said it all the time, it had to be true!
"Have you heard from him?" Peter felt everything stop. Papa was missing?
"Isn't he with you?"
"Uh..." his care taker paused, Peter hoped it was because his other caretaker had appeared, "He's just getting some Potassium Sulphate."
"oh, ok!" Peter felt so much better knowing that his parents were safe, "What's that? Some kind of candy?"
"I'll tell you when you're older, I love you, be safe, bye!" Peter frowned when he heard the dial tone. Adults got to know all the good stuff. Ravis shook and twitched,
"So there are other's beside us and your brother?"
"It appears so." Lili smiled softly, "I'm sure that there are many others," she assured the boys, "These zombies aren't very fast, or smart." A distant groan was heard, collectively sending shivers up all their spines.
~
Vash knew that this day would come.
Well, he didn't expect it to be zombies, but that wasn't the point. People called him a fool for years becasue of his massive gun collection, but not anymore! He lined up his gun and gently pressed the trigger, as though it were made of glass.
Right on target. Like always.
He let himself smile, just a little. He looked at his cell phone and frowned.
Lili still hadn't called.
He wasn't too worried, he taught the girl how to properly defend herself.
'Still be nice to know if she were alive...' He smirked when he received the text message. It didn't say anything, but it was from Lili.
You had to be alive to send text messages. He could relax and take solace in the fact that she was still alive. His sharp eyes caught sight of another un-dead creature, his smile widened just a little as he readied his rifle.
He had to do something to keep himself from worrying too much.
~
Feliciano paused,
"Ludwig..." he asked, looking up at the ceiling, "Did you hear that?" The larger blonde frowned,
"Hear wha-" the large crack was heard above them. The younger Italian looked back to the older German,
"Ve, you don't think they got into the vents, do you?" he squeaked when the vent above him suddenly gave way. When the dust cleared, Feliciano realized that he was face to face with Lugwig's pectorals.
'heehee,' he thought, trying his hardest not to nuzzle the hard mounds, 'Ludwig's chest is nice.' Said German was ready to defend them from anything.
"Heracles!" a male voice called from the ceiling. Ludwig relaxed a little. At least one of them was still alive. His eyes then darted to the pile of vent on the floor. Were they still...?
The vent suddenly shifted, causing Ludwig to take a step back, dragging the clinging Feliciano with him. It banged and jolted around as the thing inside it squirmed; trying to escape. It suddenly stopped and panting was heard from inside it.
"Can someone please help me out of the vent?"
~
Elizaveta gritted her teeth as she hit another one of the zombies trying to devour her students.
'Fucking zombies,' she scowled as she beat the offending corpse with the only thing she had handy; a field hockey stick, 'Trying to eat MY kids, not on my watch!' She looked up from her kill and saw a zombie fall for no reason.
'Could it be Vash?' she thought, hoping it was, she couldn't defend them forever. She decided to check it out.
"Anyone who doesn't die gets and A and never has to come back to class." The frazzled students, Eduard among them, looked at each other and braced themselves.
'What is she doing?' Eduard wondered as he watched the retreating from of his teacher. A zombie was suddenly struck down in front of him, reminding him of his task at hand. He gulped and felt slightly unnerved as the dead creatures eyes blankly stared at him. He looked away. A group were surrounding a fallen classmate.
He charged.
~
She ran to the fallen corpse as fast as she could, beating down the zombies that were in the way.
When she came to the fallen corpse she frowned. The bullet was still lodged in cadaver's head.
She gritted her teeth, she knew she had to do this quick. She raised up her bloody field hockey stick and was about to bring it down when she heard a shot behind her. She grimaced at the feel of the cool liquid hitting her back. She looked over her shoulder.
There was another dead zombie. But this one had the bullet just peaking out from the hole in its twice dead forehead. She grabbed the tip and pulled it out.
She examined it and smiled.
So it WAS Vash.
~
Vash was expecting the call.
"Hey Vash, thanks for that," the Hungarian greeted, "You busy at the moment?"
"No." He replied, he could almost feel she cracking her mad grin.
"Can you help me with something? I promise it'll be fun."
~
Eduard didn't know how much more he could take.
'First P.E. laps, then zombies and now we're being shot at!' he thought as he ducked, covering his ears. The zombie in front of him went down like boat with holes in it.
"Class!" he heard his teacher yell, "Get to the dug-out!" He didn't need to be told twice.
~
Vash hummed a quiet tune as he snipped the zombies from the far away rooftop. Soon, all the living students would be in the dug out and he could have some real fun. He looked at the gleaming automatic at his side.
'Soon,' he thought as he watched the students retreat to the safe haven.
"Are they all there, Elizaveta?" he muttered quietly into his head set, itching to use more fire power. He heard every noise in the dug out clearly.
"Yeah, fire away!" she ordered and he grinned, quickly switching over weapons.
It was time to have some fun.
~
The gun weighed down Lili's pocket. Her brother had given to her for 'protection'.
'If a boy tries to do anything to you, just show him this and he'll back away.' she was told, but she had never actually used it until this day. She gulped when she noticed the thing in front of them. Its eyes were half closed and unfocused, its mouth half open and it's head was tilted in an odd direction. It clearly shouldn't be alive.
'She must have fallen in,' Lili thought, 'And head first by the looks of it.'
"Lili," Peter hissed in her ear from behind, not looking away from their zombified class mate, "What are we gonna do?" She noted that Ravis looked like he was going to faint again.
'I honestly don't know why brother is so worried about boys,' she thought, searching her pockets for her secret weapon, 'They seem very meek.' She took out her rarely used weapon and shot the unwanted guest in the head without a second thought.
That girl had been very unpleasant to deal with while she was alive, anyway. There was silence behind her was worring. She relaxed her arms and turned around slightly. Peter looked amazed, while Ravis looked like he saw a ghost.
"Wow!" Peter gushed, "Lili is so cool! Taking on a zombie all by herself!" Ravis said nothing, but seemed to be twitching more then usual.
'We better get out of here before he faints again.' she thought, putting her gun back into holster.
"We better keep moving," she said, daintily stepping over the corpse, "We're almost at the baseball field." Peter eagerly followed while Ravis lagged behind.
The nervous boy took a final look at the corpse's twisted face and noted never to anger Lili. Ever.
~
His phone vibrated, he flipped it open.
Brother, we're at the base ball diamond. What a turn of events. He relaxed a bit and texted back.
By the dug out with Elizaveta. He noted the three figures that emerged from the secret passage. He smirked when he notice the older boy was shaking.
'Good,' he thought, waving them over, 'he won't mess with Lili now.'
"Where to now?"
"The University." he answered gruffly, "There is a meeting scheduled to figure out how to deal with the zombies." He then noticed Lili's frown.
"Does anyone have a big enough car for all of us?" He looked to Eilzaveta, who had a mad gleam in her eye.
"I think I can find one."
~
"I told you the vents wouldn't work," Kiku scolded the injured Greek, helping him hobble over to a desk. He forced him to sit.
"But it did work," Grunted the Greek, "We found other people." Kiku said nothing, rolled up his pant leg and inspected the wounded leg. He pressed it lightly and noted Heracles' attempts to pull it away from him.
'This is not good.' he thought, it didn't seem to be broken... just swollen. One thing was clear, he couldn't move it too much.
"Ve, will he be ok?" the concerned Italian asked, Kiku frowned,
"I'm not a doctor, but he'll be fine," Kiku stated, then added, "If he doesn't move too much." the Greek winced and looked away.
Feliciano turned his attention to the German glued to the computer screen.
"Ludwig~!" He smiled brightly, "What are you doing?" he asked, looking from the German to the screen and back again.
"Hacking the University system." was his simple reply.
"Why?"
"To send out a mass text message to everyone."
"Why?"
"So that they know to come here."
"Why?"
"Because this is where we're having the meeting."
"Why?
"Because-what are you doing?" the German screeched as the Italian popped up between his legs from under the desk. Feliciano smiled brightened.
"Ludwig looks cute from this angle." He turned bright red and was about to say something when a beep interrupted.
He was in.
~
Kateryna and Natalia were surrounded.
'Oh why does this always happen?' she thought, big tears ran down her cheeks as she had strike yet another innocent zombie. They were trying to get to the scaffolding that would allow them to have a zombie free venture to the University. Kateryna opened her eyes and saw a break in the horde that was surrounding them.
She took her chance, grabbed her little sister's arm and ran for the ladder. About half way there, Natalia broke free from her panicked sister's grip.
"You go first," her sister yelled over her shoulder, ready for the slowly approching zombies. She had some slashing that she wanted to do. She raised her knife and was about to strike another unwanted guest when out of the corner of her eye she saw a fimilar blood soaked scarf.
'Brother?'
Kateryna did what she was told, quickly. She didn't want to become zombie food. She noticed that her sister hadn't moved from her spot, even though all the creatures in the vicinity had been destroyed.
"Natalia!" Kateryna called to the still girl, "What are you doing? Get over here!"
It was her brother, she could never fight her brother. She dropped her knife.
Kateryna's eyes widened, "What are you doing, Natalia?" she screamed, panicking as she saw the thing that used to be her brother lumber closer to the now weaponless woman.
"It's Ivan," Natalia told her, not looking away from her beloved brother,"It's our brother, Kateryna!"
"That thing is not our brother, Natalia!" she screamed as loud as she could, "Our brother has been dead this whole time!" her revelations seemed to fall on deaf ears. The corpse stumbled closer and closer, groaning every once in a while. Natalia smiled sweetly and held out her arms, ready to embrace the remains of her precious brother.
"I knew you would change your mind, dear brother," she said to the zombie as its arms closed around her, sealing her fate. She embraced it as well. It was the first time in a long time that her brother had let be her so close.
'Now we can be together forever.' she never heard her older sister's tormented screams.
"Natalia! Ivan!" the older woman cried, knowing it was too late, she covered her face with her hands and sobbed. She jumped slightly when she heard a loud shot.
She looked up towards the sound, knowing that if she ever looked down, she would have to asked gunman to shoot her too. It was Vash and Lili. Her neighbours.
"Kateryna," a soft hand touched her shoulder, "Are you alright?" She locked her red rimmed, fear ridden eyes with Lili's concerned ones.
She couldn't speak.
Warnings: use of human name, zombies and subtle(?) homosexuality and death
Part 1 Part 2 Part 3 Part 5 Part 6
This weeks instalment is filled with heart stopping action, bloodcurdling drama and stomach turning gore.
I would like to note that I know nothing about guns. :(
Peter felt his cell phone vibrate in his pocket. He was suddenly very glad that his school had a rule against ring tones. He paused to see who was calling him.
"Hello?" he asked, being polite like his mama and papa had taught him.
"Peter?" It was his mama!
"Mommy!" he squeaked with joy, blushing in embarrassment when he saw Lili smile and cover her mouth.
"Peter, how many times have I told you, I am not your 'mom'!" Peter winced a little at his mother's tone.
"But dad calls you 'his wife' all the time!" If papa said it all the time, it had to be true!
"Have you heard from him?" Peter felt everything stop. Papa was missing?
"Isn't he with you?"
"Uh..." his care taker paused, Peter hoped it was because his other caretaker had appeared, "He's just getting some Potassium Sulphate."
"oh, ok!" Peter felt so much better knowing that his parents were safe, "What's that? Some kind of candy?"
"I'll tell you when you're older, I love you, be safe, bye!" Peter frowned when he heard the dial tone. Adults got to know all the good stuff. Ravis shook and twitched,
"So there are other's beside us and your brother?"
"It appears so." Lili smiled softly, "I'm sure that there are many others," she assured the boys, "These zombies aren't very fast, or smart." A distant groan was heard, collectively sending shivers up all their spines.
~
Vash knew that this day would come.
Well, he didn't expect it to be zombies, but that wasn't the point. People called him a fool for years becasue of his massive gun collection, but not anymore! He lined up his gun and gently pressed the trigger, as though it were made of glass.
Right on target. Like always.
He let himself smile, just a little. He looked at his cell phone and frowned.
Lili still hadn't called.
He wasn't too worried, he taught the girl how to properly defend herself.
'Still be nice to know if she were alive...' He smirked when he received the text message. It didn't say anything, but it was from Lili.
You had to be alive to send text messages. He could relax and take solace in the fact that she was still alive. His sharp eyes caught sight of another un-dead creature, his smile widened just a little as he readied his rifle.
He had to do something to keep himself from worrying too much.
~
Feliciano paused,
"Ludwig..." he asked, looking up at the ceiling, "Did you hear that?" The larger blonde frowned,
"Hear wha-" the large crack was heard above them. The younger Italian looked back to the older German,
"Ve, you don't think they got into the vents, do you?" he squeaked when the vent above him suddenly gave way. When the dust cleared, Feliciano realized that he was face to face with Lugwig's pectorals.
'heehee,' he thought, trying his hardest not to nuzzle the hard mounds, 'Ludwig's chest is nice.' Said German was ready to defend them from anything.
"Heracles!" a male voice called from the ceiling. Ludwig relaxed a little. At least one of them was still alive. His eyes then darted to the pile of vent on the floor. Were they still...?
The vent suddenly shifted, causing Ludwig to take a step back, dragging the clinging Feliciano with him. It banged and jolted around as the thing inside it squirmed; trying to escape. It suddenly stopped and panting was heard from inside it.
"Can someone please help me out of the vent?"
~
Elizaveta gritted her teeth as she hit another one of the zombies trying to devour her students.
'Fucking zombies,' she scowled as she beat the offending corpse with the only thing she had handy; a field hockey stick, 'Trying to eat MY kids, not on my watch!' She looked up from her kill and saw a zombie fall for no reason.
'Could it be Vash?' she thought, hoping it was, she couldn't defend them forever. She decided to check it out.
"Anyone who doesn't die gets and A and never has to come back to class." The frazzled students, Eduard among them, looked at each other and braced themselves.
'What is she doing?' Eduard wondered as he watched the retreating from of his teacher. A zombie was suddenly struck down in front of him, reminding him of his task at hand. He gulped and felt slightly unnerved as the dead creatures eyes blankly stared at him. He looked away. A group were surrounding a fallen classmate.
He charged.
~
She ran to the fallen corpse as fast as she could, beating down the zombies that were in the way.
When she came to the fallen corpse she frowned. The bullet was still lodged in cadaver's head.
She gritted her teeth, she knew she had to do this quick. She raised up her bloody field hockey stick and was about to bring it down when she heard a shot behind her. She grimaced at the feel of the cool liquid hitting her back. She looked over her shoulder.
There was another dead zombie. But this one had the bullet just peaking out from the hole in its twice dead forehead. She grabbed the tip and pulled it out.
She examined it and smiled.
So it WAS Vash.
~
Vash was expecting the call.
"Hey Vash, thanks for that," the Hungarian greeted, "You busy at the moment?"
"No." He replied, he could almost feel she cracking her mad grin.
"Can you help me with something? I promise it'll be fun."
~
Eduard didn't know how much more he could take.
'First P.E. laps, then zombies and now we're being shot at!' he thought as he ducked, covering his ears. The zombie in front of him went down like boat with holes in it.
"Class!" he heard his teacher yell, "Get to the dug-out!" He didn't need to be told twice.
~
Vash hummed a quiet tune as he snipped the zombies from the far away rooftop. Soon, all the living students would be in the dug out and he could have some real fun. He looked at the gleaming automatic at his side.
'Soon,' he thought as he watched the students retreat to the safe haven.
"Are they all there, Elizaveta?" he muttered quietly into his head set, itching to use more fire power. He heard every noise in the dug out clearly.
"Yeah, fire away!" she ordered and he grinned, quickly switching over weapons.
It was time to have some fun.
~
The gun weighed down Lili's pocket. Her brother had given to her for 'protection'.
'If a boy tries to do anything to you, just show him this and he'll back away.' she was told, but she had never actually used it until this day. She gulped when she noticed the thing in front of them. Its eyes were half closed and unfocused, its mouth half open and it's head was tilted in an odd direction. It clearly shouldn't be alive.
'She must have fallen in,' Lili thought, 'And head first by the looks of it.'
"Lili," Peter hissed in her ear from behind, not looking away from their zombified class mate, "What are we gonna do?" She noted that Ravis looked like he was going to faint again.
'I honestly don't know why brother is so worried about boys,' she thought, searching her pockets for her secret weapon, 'They seem very meek.' She took out her rarely used weapon and shot the unwanted guest in the head without a second thought.
That girl had been very unpleasant to deal with while she was alive, anyway. There was silence behind her was worring. She relaxed her arms and turned around slightly. Peter looked amazed, while Ravis looked like he saw a ghost.
"Wow!" Peter gushed, "Lili is so cool! Taking on a zombie all by herself!" Ravis said nothing, but seemed to be twitching more then usual.
'We better get out of here before he faints again.' she thought, putting her gun back into holster.
"We better keep moving," she said, daintily stepping over the corpse, "We're almost at the baseball field." Peter eagerly followed while Ravis lagged behind.
The nervous boy took a final look at the corpse's twisted face and noted never to anger Lili. Ever.
~
His phone vibrated, he flipped it open.
Brother, we're at the base ball diamond. What a turn of events. He relaxed a bit and texted back.
By the dug out with Elizaveta. He noted the three figures that emerged from the secret passage. He smirked when he notice the older boy was shaking.
'Good,' he thought, waving them over, 'he won't mess with Lili now.'
"Where to now?"
"The University." he answered gruffly, "There is a meeting scheduled to figure out how to deal with the zombies." He then noticed Lili's frown.
"Does anyone have a big enough car for all of us?" He looked to Eilzaveta, who had a mad gleam in her eye.
"I think I can find one."
~
"I told you the vents wouldn't work," Kiku scolded the injured Greek, helping him hobble over to a desk. He forced him to sit.
"But it did work," Grunted the Greek, "We found other people." Kiku said nothing, rolled up his pant leg and inspected the wounded leg. He pressed it lightly and noted Heracles' attempts to pull it away from him.
'This is not good.' he thought, it didn't seem to be broken... just swollen. One thing was clear, he couldn't move it too much.
"Ve, will he be ok?" the concerned Italian asked, Kiku frowned,
"I'm not a doctor, but he'll be fine," Kiku stated, then added, "If he doesn't move too much." the Greek winced and looked away.
Feliciano turned his attention to the German glued to the computer screen.
"Ludwig~!" He smiled brightly, "What are you doing?" he asked, looking from the German to the screen and back again.
"Hacking the University system." was his simple reply.
"Why?"
"To send out a mass text message to everyone."
"Why?"
"So that they know to come here."
"Why?"
"Because this is where we're having the meeting."
"Why?
"Because-what are you doing?" the German screeched as the Italian popped up between his legs from under the desk. Feliciano smiled brightened.
"Ludwig looks cute from this angle." He turned bright red and was about to say something when a beep interrupted.
He was in.
~
Kateryna and Natalia were surrounded.
'Oh why does this always happen?' she thought, big tears ran down her cheeks as she had strike yet another innocent zombie. They were trying to get to the scaffolding that would allow them to have a zombie free venture to the University. Kateryna opened her eyes and saw a break in the horde that was surrounding them.
She took her chance, grabbed her little sister's arm and ran for the ladder. About half way there, Natalia broke free from her panicked sister's grip.
"You go first," her sister yelled over her shoulder, ready for the slowly approching zombies. She had some slashing that she wanted to do. She raised her knife and was about to strike another unwanted guest when out of the corner of her eye she saw a fimilar blood soaked scarf.
'Brother?'
Kateryna did what she was told, quickly. She didn't want to become zombie food. She noticed that her sister hadn't moved from her spot, even though all the creatures in the vicinity had been destroyed.
"Natalia!" Kateryna called to the still girl, "What are you doing? Get over here!"
It was her brother, she could never fight her brother. She dropped her knife.
Kateryna's eyes widened, "What are you doing, Natalia?" she screamed, panicking as she saw the thing that used to be her brother lumber closer to the now weaponless woman.
"It's Ivan," Natalia told her, not looking away from her beloved brother,"It's our brother, Kateryna!"
"That thing is not our brother, Natalia!" she screamed as loud as she could, "Our brother has been dead this whole time!" her revelations seemed to fall on deaf ears. The corpse stumbled closer and closer, groaning every once in a while. Natalia smiled sweetly and held out her arms, ready to embrace the remains of her precious brother.
"I knew you would change your mind, dear brother," she said to the zombie as its arms closed around her, sealing her fate. She embraced it as well. It was the first time in a long time that her brother had let be her so close.
'Now we can be together forever.' she never heard her older sister's tormented screams.
"Natalia! Ivan!" the older woman cried, knowing it was too late, she covered her face with her hands and sobbed. She jumped slightly when she heard a loud shot.
She looked up towards the sound, knowing that if she ever looked down, she would have to asked gunman to shoot her too. It was Vash and Lili. Her neighbours.
"Kateryna," a soft hand touched her shoulder, "Are you alright?" She locked her red rimmed, fear ridden eyes with Lili's concerned ones.
She couldn't speak.