Hetalia Zombie Theatre Episode Five
Rating: M for reasons below
Warning: dead people, guns and 'dirty' words. Oh, and human names.
Part 1 Part 2 Part 3 Part 4 Part 6
This weeks instalment is filled with guns, horrible driving and firecrackers.
See? I didn't forget the Asians.
Can you find my view on modern popular music?
~P5
Snorri didn't know if he was pissed off, enraged or slightly irritated.
'Then again, they all pretty much mean the same thing,' he frowned, not even blinking as the blood of yet another zombie splattered on his windshield.
'Good thing I filled up on wiper fluid,' he thought, twisting the lever. He let his eyes focus on the pink fluid sliding off his windshield. He then turned on the radio.
'Fuck, I hate this song.' he thought scowling. He quickly gave up on the radio; deciding that he would much rather listen to the groan and screams of the undead things around him. He continued to drive to the designated spot, breaking many laws in the process.
'Fuck the laws,' he assured himself, 'Zombies trump the speed limit. and stopping at the light. and stop signs.'
~
Toris stared in amazement.
'Isn't the man supposed to save the woman?' he thought as he watched his new female friend defend both of them from the on coming horde. After the last of the...things, Toris couldn't think of what to call them, something that started with a 'y'-no, that wasn't the letter...what was he talking about? He decided to stop thinking; his head was starting to hurt.
He saw that his new friend looking down her clothing and pouting.
"This will totally, like, stain!" Toris stared dazedly at his blood covered companion.
"I think you look ok." He herd himself say, she looked at him with her bright green eyes and smiled,
"That is, like, totally sweet!" He blushed and looked away. Weren't they supposed to go some where...?
"Oh Yeah!" the girl realized, "We totally have to get to the university!" Toris (that was his name, right?) wasn't aware he had spoken out loud.
The girl just laughed it off and dragged the concussed man by the arm in the general direction of the place that they were supposed to go.
Where ever that was.
~
Soren panted as he flipped open his phone.
"Yeah, this is Soren, what can I help ya with?" he asked, readying himself to strike yet another hungry zombie
"This is Professor Honda, May I make a request?" Soren grimaced at the fresh blood splatter on his clothes.
"Can ya make it quick?" he asked, examining his soiled shirt more closely.
"I was wondering if you could..." he heard the Asian man struggle with the wording, "Clear out the parade?" The Dane thought for a moment,
'Eh, I'm pretty much there already...'
"Sure, why not?" He grinned at the thought, 'I've always wanted to hit people without getting in trouble...'
"Excellent, thank you." Soren was about to hang up, when the other Professor added;
"They seem to be attracted to loud noises."
Soren winced when he heard a sickening crushing sound. He turned around to see a bloody and angry Tobias standing over a bludgeoned corpse.
"Pay attention." He hissed and scowled.
~
Berwald frowned when he saw the zombie that had been trying to eat him was suddenly struck down by a university text book.
'A chemistry text book.' he noted, 'Tino has chemistry today...' he followed the path the well aimed book might had taken.
Tino was there, on the level above him, panting, sweating and his arm still extended from the throw.
"Berwald!" Tino shouted, running down the stairs as quickly as he could. He embraced the larger man, then looked up,
"What are you doing here?" he asked both angery and happy at the same time, "Shouldn't you be in the Engineering Building?" Berwald blinked, not changing his expression,
"Had ta g't ma w'fe."
~
The world was against him, Eduard decided as he held on to the seat in front of him for dear life.
'I don't even know how we're still driving!' he thought, trying to catch his breath from the last sharp turn the his P.E. teacher had taken.
"Vash!" she shouted, "Can you snip 'em from up there?"
"I'd would, but you keep swerving, woman!" he shouted back, thought the roof hatch. She rolled her eyes,
"And here I thought that you were up for the challenge!" His scowl intensified, a feat the Eduward thought was impossible.
"Just try to keep a relatively steady path, we still need to get to the university in one piece!" He went back to his original sniping position.
Eduard looked around to his freaked out classmates, he was glad that he wasn't the only one clinging to the seat in front of him.
~
Kateryna was trying so hard not to break down and bawl her eyes out. She really wanted nothing more then to cry until she was dehydrated. But she couldn't, she had to be strong; for her siblings.
Her siblings...She could feel her eyes filling with tears again.
"It's alright, Kateryna." the soft voice from beside her cooed, placing a small hand on hers, "You can cry, everyone will understand."
~ Lee-Hong Kong (hahahhaha, bask in my 'oroginality') Yune-Twain (I...don't know why I like that name for her...tell my if it's something offensive)
Lee frowned as he looked from the edge of the building he was standing on back to the horde of slowly approaching creatures. He took another step back, hitting the edge of the roof.
'No where to go...' He looked over to the next roof at Yune, who seemed to be handling herself very well. Their eyes met and she scowled.
"Why aren't you doing anything?" she shouted from across the roof, "You'll get eaten at this rate." He blushed and looked away. It wasn't like he wanted to be eaten, it was just... he was taught to respect people. Setting strangers on fire did not fall under the banner of being respectful.
"It's not like they're gonna be offended-" she punched an interrupting zombie in the face, smiling creepily as it went down, she turned back to him, "It's not like they're gonna fight back, they're dead!"
The creatures were so close to him now.
'Fuck it,' he thought, lighting a full line of fire crackers and throwing them into the crowd. He winced, not at the big boom, but at the carcass pieces and fluids flying every where. He closed his mouth and covered his face.
'Disgusting,' he thought, staring at his blood and flesh covered clothes. He looked over and saw Yune's grin.
"See!" she shouted, "It wasn't that hard, was it?"
~
Yao was thinking. Not of what to with the zombies, he had already figured that out hours ago, nor was he thinking about how to get out of this alive, that too, he had figured out sometime ago. He was thinking of ways to get the Korean brat to leave him alone.
He had come up with many plans, but unfortunately, many of them didn't end well for the younger man.
Suddenly, the opportunity presented itself; a zombie. No, he wasn't going to feed the boy to the zombie, that was much to harsh. This zombie was slowly creeping up on the distracted Korean.
'Perfect!' he thought fighting the grin off his face.
"Im Yong Soo!" he shouted as he punched the sneaky creature into the vending machine glass beside the squatting man. The man looked from the sliced up zombie's face, the the professor's face and pouted,
"I guess you don't owe me after all."
Sorry it's a day late, I forgot to post it yesterday... <.<
Warning: dead people, guns and 'dirty' words. Oh, and human names.
Part 1 Part 2 Part 3 Part 4 Part 6
This weeks instalment is filled with guns, horrible driving and firecrackers.
See? I didn't forget the Asians.
Can you find my view on modern popular music?
~P5
Snorri didn't know if he was pissed off, enraged or slightly irritated.
'Then again, they all pretty much mean the same thing,' he frowned, not even blinking as the blood of yet another zombie splattered on his windshield.
'Good thing I filled up on wiper fluid,' he thought, twisting the lever. He let his eyes focus on the pink fluid sliding off his windshield. He then turned on the radio.
'Fuck, I hate this song.' he thought scowling. He quickly gave up on the radio; deciding that he would much rather listen to the groan and screams of the undead things around him. He continued to drive to the designated spot, breaking many laws in the process.
'Fuck the laws,' he assured himself, 'Zombies trump the speed limit. and stopping at the light. and stop signs.'
~
Toris stared in amazement.
'Isn't the man supposed to save the woman?' he thought as he watched his new female friend defend both of them from the on coming horde. After the last of the...things, Toris couldn't think of what to call them, something that started with a 'y'-no, that wasn't the letter...what was he talking about? He decided to stop thinking; his head was starting to hurt.
He saw that his new friend looking down her clothing and pouting.
"This will totally, like, stain!" Toris stared dazedly at his blood covered companion.
"I think you look ok." He herd himself say, she looked at him with her bright green eyes and smiled,
"That is, like, totally sweet!" He blushed and looked away. Weren't they supposed to go some where...?
"Oh Yeah!" the girl realized, "We totally have to get to the university!" Toris (that was his name, right?) wasn't aware he had spoken out loud.
The girl just laughed it off and dragged the concussed man by the arm in the general direction of the place that they were supposed to go.
Where ever that was.
~
Soren panted as he flipped open his phone.
"Yeah, this is Soren, what can I help ya with?" he asked, readying himself to strike yet another hungry zombie
"This is Professor Honda, May I make a request?" Soren grimaced at the fresh blood splatter on his clothes.
"Can ya make it quick?" he asked, examining his soiled shirt more closely.
"I was wondering if you could..." he heard the Asian man struggle with the wording, "Clear out the parade?" The Dane thought for a moment,
'Eh, I'm pretty much there already...'
"Sure, why not?" He grinned at the thought, 'I've always wanted to hit people without getting in trouble...'
"Excellent, thank you." Soren was about to hang up, when the other Professor added;
"They seem to be attracted to loud noises."
Soren winced when he heard a sickening crushing sound. He turned around to see a bloody and angry Tobias standing over a bludgeoned corpse.
"Pay attention." He hissed and scowled.
~
Berwald frowned when he saw the zombie that had been trying to eat him was suddenly struck down by a university text book.
'A chemistry text book.' he noted, 'Tino has chemistry today...' he followed the path the well aimed book might had taken.
Tino was there, on the level above him, panting, sweating and his arm still extended from the throw.
"Berwald!" Tino shouted, running down the stairs as quickly as he could. He embraced the larger man, then looked up,
"What are you doing here?" he asked both angery and happy at the same time, "Shouldn't you be in the Engineering Building?" Berwald blinked, not changing his expression,
"Had ta g't ma w'fe."
~
The world was against him, Eduard decided as he held on to the seat in front of him for dear life.
'I don't even know how we're still driving!' he thought, trying to catch his breath from the last sharp turn the his P.E. teacher had taken.
"Vash!" she shouted, "Can you snip 'em from up there?"
"I'd would, but you keep swerving, woman!" he shouted back, thought the roof hatch. She rolled her eyes,
"And here I thought that you were up for the challenge!" His scowl intensified, a feat the Eduward thought was impossible.
"Just try to keep a relatively steady path, we still need to get to the university in one piece!" He went back to his original sniping position.
Eduard looked around to his freaked out classmates, he was glad that he wasn't the only one clinging to the seat in front of him.
~
Kateryna was trying so hard not to break down and bawl her eyes out. She really wanted nothing more then to cry until she was dehydrated. But she couldn't, she had to be strong; for her siblings.
Her siblings...She could feel her eyes filling with tears again.
"It's alright, Kateryna." the soft voice from beside her cooed, placing a small hand on hers, "You can cry, everyone will understand."
~ Lee-Hong Kong (hahahhaha, bask in my 'oroginality') Yune-Twain (I...don't know why I like that name for her...tell my if it's something offensive)
Lee frowned as he looked from the edge of the building he was standing on back to the horde of slowly approaching creatures. He took another step back, hitting the edge of the roof.
'No where to go...' He looked over to the next roof at Yune, who seemed to be handling herself very well. Their eyes met and she scowled.
"Why aren't you doing anything?" she shouted from across the roof, "You'll get eaten at this rate." He blushed and looked away. It wasn't like he wanted to be eaten, it was just... he was taught to respect people. Setting strangers on fire did not fall under the banner of being respectful.
"It's not like they're gonna be offended-" she punched an interrupting zombie in the face, smiling creepily as it went down, she turned back to him, "It's not like they're gonna fight back, they're dead!"
The creatures were so close to him now.
'Fuck it,' he thought, lighting a full line of fire crackers and throwing them into the crowd. He winced, not at the big boom, but at the carcass pieces and fluids flying every where. He closed his mouth and covered his face.
'Disgusting,' he thought, staring at his blood and flesh covered clothes. He looked over and saw Yune's grin.
"See!" she shouted, "It wasn't that hard, was it?"
~
Yao was thinking. Not of what to with the zombies, he had already figured that out hours ago, nor was he thinking about how to get out of this alive, that too, he had figured out sometime ago. He was thinking of ways to get the Korean brat to leave him alone.
He had come up with many plans, but unfortunately, many of them didn't end well for the younger man.
Suddenly, the opportunity presented itself; a zombie. No, he wasn't going to feed the boy to the zombie, that was much to harsh. This zombie was slowly creeping up on the distracted Korean.
'Perfect!' he thought fighting the grin off his face.
"Im Yong Soo!" he shouted as he punched the sneaky creature into the vending machine glass beside the squatting man. The man looked from the sliced up zombie's face, the the professor's face and pouted,
"I guess you don't owe me after all."
Sorry it's a day late, I forgot to post it yesterday... <.<