Comments | jaegermamma: 10. We're full of hot air, and we start to rise

jaegermamma

10. We're full of hot air, and we start to rise

Aug 25, 2009 17:59

[locked to the 4423 Minus Isako - Unhackable - Voice]

Dis, dis is vhy ve do not leave a sheep vit no sekund in command. Ah, vell, like de old days den

HOKAY, Listen oop hyu slackers!Hyu capteen is missink, hyu gotz njo forst mate, so hyu gets to listen to General Gkika now ( Read more... )

i used to outrank you people, going to top someone into it, whose side is she on?, afraid yet?, making the holidays fun, checking in with the troops, the scary medic not the cute one, what's all this then?, got jagers?, totally not fazed, reassuring the troops

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electro_phoenix August 26 2009, 01:10:47 UTC

We could try giving them fake cash.

I can help with the rescue, too.

[voice jaegermamma August 26 2009, 01:21:13 UTC

Ve dun vanna mek eet too obvious ve iz trickink dem. Get vhat real cash und valuables ken be spared. Anytink obviously fake ken go unnerneath to help bulk eet oop.

As for de rescue, hyu plane iz verra noisy, might be tippink dem off. Zo iz hyu any goot vit de sneakink und de hand-to-hand fightink?

[voice | 4423 - Isako] electro_phoenix August 26 2009, 01:27:57 UTC

You bet.

[voice | 4423 - Isako] jaegermamma August 26 2009, 01:31:32 UTC

Goot. I may mek hyu eidder a part ov de rescue or de exchange team. Dot goot vit hyu?

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penny_dancer August 26 2009, 01:11:38 UTC

I'll be on hand to tend to Isako when we get her back. She's still injured.

[voice | 4423 - Isako] jaegermamma August 26 2009, 01:20:55 UTC

Goot, all dis may mek me verra buzy for a liddle vhile. Lucky for efferyvun, eh?

Also, I kould use hyu mageec on dis, aza back oop. I know hyu iz goot vit lightnink, ken hyu do odder veather tings?

[voice | 4423 - Isako] penny_dancer August 26 2009, 01:24:25 UTC

I can cast second level Fire magick, Ice magick, and Thunder magick.

[voice | 4423 - Isako] jaegermamma August 26 2009, 01:27:42 UTC

Hmm, not vhat I vas hopink for, but I ken vork vit eet. Hokay, hyu gets de infeermary all prepped, den vhen dis all goes down, I vill vant hyu to be our spotter. Hyu vill tek down or hinder any pursuit dey might send after a successful rescue, until de kapteen iz back on board safely. Yah?

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curry_ramen August 26 2009, 01:14:11 UTC

I'm up for whatev's you want me to do Mamma!

And I'll keep em talkin'... Till Cap'n kills me at least...

[voice | 4423 - Isako] jaegermamma August 26 2009, 01:23:19 UTC

Goot. For now, hyu keep 'em talkink, hyu keep de kapteen goot und angry. She may haff to play a role in her own rescue.

But hyu gets hyu airboard on standby. I knows dot ting ken carry three pipple, eet's definitely oop to two, yah?

[voice | 4423 - Isako] curry_ramen August 26 2009, 01:35:38 UTC

Yeah, two should be no prob' Boss!

[voice | 4423 - Isako] jaegermamma August 26 2009, 01:54:13 UTC

Goot to hear eet, Beat! Hyu may be de person to akshually rescue de kapteen--a goot ting she vill vant to kom after hyu, eh?

buriedmemory August 26 2009, 01:16:36 UTC

Bsst, bssssst.

Oh, so you're ready to listen to us now? Good! It was, uh...

One million dubloons!

Right! One million dubloons!

[private to Isako] jaegermamma August 26 2009, 01:25:22 UTC

One million. Understood.

For such a sum, we will need some time to gather and get into one place all that money. May we have a few hours to do so before our deadline?

They don't know how to use filters :[ buriedmemory August 26 2009, 01:28:34 UTC

Fine! We'll tell you the drop off place in three hours!

Be ready!

Oh well, Mamma doesn't mind. jaegermamma August 26 2009, 01:33:48 UTC

Good, we will do our best to have the money ready.

[filtered to Mamma /medium] anthypants August 26 2009, 08:03:16 UTC

They don't look like they're worth a million dubloons, but you may have my earrings if you would like.

[filtered to Anthy/medium/voice] jaegermamma August 26 2009, 11:54:30 UTC

Dey gots sentimental value to hyu, or iz dey just shiny?

Kause I dun vanna be tekink anythink dot vill mek hyu sad. Dots just not uzeful.

[filtered to Mamma/medium/voice] anthypants August 26 2009, 12:13:51 UTC

Mamma...you sound like a prince when you say that. I like my jewelry like any girl, but I would not be too sad if they went to rescue the Captain.

However. There is one more thing. I don't think anyone knows this about me. But...if I have to, I can conjure small pieces of metal. Earrings are the easiest thing for me to make, but I've never tried to conjure many at once.

I just...don't know what I can do. I haven't practiced that kind of magic in a long time. If you would like me to try though, I will. I can't tell you how long they will persist, though.

[filtered to Mamma/unhackable/voice] jaegermamma August 26 2009, 22:20:46 UTC

A prince? Nah, I iz just a humble general. Hyu may yet get dem back, but I doez not vant hyu to be terribly put out iffen hyu doesn't.

Dot zo? Hmm... Ken hyu mek dem look valuable? Und az long az dey vill last a liddle longer den three hours, dot vill be fine. Ve iz not plannink on really givink dem anytink for de kapteen. But vhateva help hyu ken give uz tovards mekink eet look like ve gots de cash, yah, vill be goot.

But dun put hyuself out too much, yah?