Nothing like a day full of calamities and bizarreness to make you understand exactly why the alcohol companies are ALWAYS making a profit. Thanks, ya fuckers (meant in the best possible way).

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This an excerpt from a conversation I was involved in today.

Her: I have always wanted you.

Me: Of course, I'm cute and say a lot of fucked up shit, how can you not want me?!

People's assessment of you is always interesting. Personally, I have been called arrogant, self-centered,and the like. Though, when I blog my thoughts on situations, so many of those who hurl such accusations upon me are the first to wonder if or proclaim these posts are of them.

How am I all about me yet, spend so much time talking about you?

You will never be different if you are doing the same.

Funny how people see your journey. You hear them congratulate you on moves. Wonder how you accomplished something. But the action itself is merely the first step into true difficulty. I spoke with prior acquaintances they just gushed over what had recently occurred. I did not understand what they saw as such a feat ( Read more... )

Fuck I cannot even remember her face. What kind of person, friend am I to have forgotten her. Her face, her wonderfully smiling face. I look at all these people and try to force my memory to except some form that would be her. I FUCKING CAN’T remember her. Its like a it didn’t even happen. I did not make it up. She was the most important think in ( Read more... )

No matter how rampant my ego runs, nor how outlandish I make statements it so disturbs be that its not ego or outlandishness, I am right. Then its not fun, its popularly held belief. Then I cannot be silly/ridiculous about it. Its just a true statement.

Remember: In many ways, dogs and cats are better than kids because they ( Read more... )

1. If you could relive one moment in your life, what would it be and why?

2. Peanut butter and jelly is the greatest combination EVER, whats the second?

3. Who is someone you wished you would have kissed?

4. If there is one last beer in the fridge, who does it belong to?

5. When was the last time you just ran, full speed for no real reason at