stayed awake until 4 this morning ( Read more... )

k guys. just thought i'd let everyone know why i haven't updated my journal in a while ( Read more... )

why the fuck does shit like this happen to me ( Read more... )

RICHARD LAING HAD HIS BABY ( Read more... )

i need more sleep. but i don't care ( Read more... )

tonight i took my cousins home ( Read more... )

tonight was exceptional. actually this whole week has been pretty good ( Read more... )

last night was utterly amazing ( Read more... )

oh my god....now britney spears wants to bang me 188 times...if my favorite food is french fries. if it's shrimp then some vomit-inducing fat guy with boobs wants to bang me 175 times....this site is evil. andrew is not allowed to touch it anymore.

andrew apparently just put my name into some sort of mad libs thing that told how much i could sell my body for. i am currently worth 551 dollars. but that's ok...he's only worth 24.....hehehehehehehe

anyone want to pay me 551 dollars?

actually certain people don't have to pay. but whatever.