WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo I'm back!
Am I really? Only time will tell.
Time to Poop DAMNIT!

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1. I miss my friends
2. I signed up to run a 5k on June 25th. Don't really know why.
3. I haven't been reading livejournal, and I am sorry if I've missed anything important in anybody's life. I wish I could be there for everyone more. I am sorry I can't make myself more available.

I love these too much, enough to temporarily end my non-livejournal in the summer on the slowbie computer policy to post them:

Trey Hart wrote
at 3:29pm May 12th, 2006
THAT WASNÄT ENGLISH; AMZ: NOT ENGLISH AT ALL:

(In Berlin, thez kezboards have y and z switched. And where the ' is is merelz a ä. Itäs fucked.)
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I WOULD LIKE TO SPECIFY I AM IN NO WAY LINKED TO THE RECENT BOMBARDATION OF POST ON THIS LIVE JOURNAL. ALSO, CHICAGO WAS FUN.
FIN.

What's my secret? I'm a syphilis-ridden AIDS addict.

*shh!*

What's my secret?

I love men's underwear.

forged in the eternal flames of the sun she shone like she had been crafted by pure light alone in the dark of the room her sunlight pervaded into every corner of our lives. the party was so hoppin the punk rock princess and her sunlight expanded and overtook every minute i saw her she was like a unicorn made from the sun only light and fire in her ( Read more... )

THIS LADY IS GIVING BIRTH IN THE HOSPITAL AND THE DOCTOR DELIVERING THE BABY DELIVERS IT, CUTS THE EMBILICAL CORD, AND THEN THROWS THE BABY REALLY HARD AGAINST THE WALL. THE MOTHER AND FATHER START FREEKING OUT WHEN THE DOCTOR PICKS UP THE BABY BY IT'S LEG AND SLAMS IT AGAINST THE WALL AGAIN. THEN HE PICKS UP WHAT'S LEFT OF THE BABY, SMILES AT THE ( Read more... )

I wish I had a penis :(
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Listen: _spritey is pretty much the coolest person ever ( Read more... )