i like you just the way you are

[jaig]

Hola (not holla because sometimes I feel Spanish, not Ghaytto), 18788 tagged me for the Pet Peeves meme and omg he so totally should have NOT.

1. Stupid bitches on escalators who count to five before stepping onto the platform. It is an ESCALATOR, hop on and just stand there and if you get caught it's because you were wearing Crocs, or a dumbass, or both

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[jaig]

OMG YOU SHOULD DO THIS.

ALSO RANDOMLY, THE GREATEST THING I HAVE EVER HEARD:

"I chose to turn gay because ONE DAY I WILL CLONE MYSELF, SO THAT I CAN FUCK MYSELF. FOREVER AND EVER. And even though they swear up and down in porn that two straight guys REALLY WILL JUST VOLUNTARILY START FUCKING THE HELL OUT OF EACH OTHER FOREVER AND EVER AND THEY'LL REALLY ENJOY IT TOO, I have my doubts. LIES ARE EVERYWHERE"

[18788]

lol @ crocs
see, see, listing that down feels...liberating =P

[jaig]

hee yes! i feel so much better now :D

[pengolodh_sc]

Just by way of a tangent, in Norway most hospitals are banning Crocs - they apparently can generate enough static electricity to zap rather important electronic equipment at the hospitals.

[jaig]

Seriously? You should make everyone in Hong Kong, New York City, etc etc wear Crocs! They could power cities! :D

[miss_charmed]

number 3! *_*

you should do memes more often. ♥

[jaig]

WELL :D that would be very fun to do, I do the interesting ones :D

[dove95]

Thank you SO much for saying #7.

[jaig]

it's something that just bothers me, so hooray that we are both bothered? :P

[dgcatanisiri]

Oh, sweetie, it's just the Internet. *calming motion* ;P

Yes, I couldn't resist saying it. I have a very weak will, I'm SORRY!

[jaig]

OH YOU JUST DID NOT. *deletes his lj on the internet*