HO HO HO! MERRY CHRISTMAS EVERYBODY! I love how I only come around for holidays and presidential elections. Don't you ( Read more... )

I bet my one liner updates every couple of weeks are almost as annoying as Gale Harold's promises to be more active. Why wont he date me? It's because I am too str8~ for him I think.

So why does Mick look more and more homeless with every video we do? What is with him? More importantly, why am I so much god damned hotter than I used to be? EVEN ( Read more... )

Maybe now they'll stop playing She Will Be Loved every couple of minutes unless we're like Green Day and they play both of our "hit songs" in a row continuously.

I think I may start signing on AIM. Give me your screen names, bitches!

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I hate how Vh-1 edited the video for "This Love" and that's usually the version all the stations play now. The flowers floating are fucking retarded and it makes the video retarded but either way I don't care because I have a lot of money ( Read more... )

You people should stop deleting. It takes way too much of my precious time to take you off my friends list. Damn those lines through the usernames. DEATH TO THEM I SAY! Why did Micky go away? My life is over I swear. I may update with something of some substance later AND REMEMBER there is such thing as being a little bit pregnant.

I spilled mountain dew all over my red Nintendo shirt so I am pretty pissed off about that because I really wanted to wear it today. I had a good thing going with being color coordinated. I had on red socks, red boxers, Vans with red on them, and the shirt and that just had to ruin it all. That is me throwing a hissy. I stole a shirt from Ryan ( Read more... )

I'm not dead. I just refuse to come around when Ryan isn't around at the same time as I am DOESN'T HE KNOW IT'S ALL ABOUT ME?!

I am so fucking bored and none of my band mates have bothered to sign on right this second to keep my company.

Why is that?

Okay so how's everybody doing?

I'll have an actual update when I have an actual life to update about.

I'm still James and I'm still in the band Maroon 5.

Add me or something if you want.