John Stewart debated gay marriage with an ultraconservative loser ( Read more... )

There is this redneck couple that always comes into work and is always rude and never EVER tips even a penny. All the servers have had them all hate them. After the first time I had them i've told every host that if i'm working when they come in to seat them with me and I'd take care of it. Well it took 2 1/2 months for them to come back in when ( Read more... )

WASHINGTON (Reuters) -- Bottlenose dolphins can call each other by name when they whistle, making them the only animals besides humans known to recognize such identity information, scientists reported on Monday ( Read more... )

number of drunk mexicans trey drove home tonight

uno!

drunk mexicans are some interesting mother fuckers

they begged juan to take his old job back... in exchange they will let him be a server and pay him more for hosting

thank god i'm so happy juan is my bud and he taught me wonderful phrases today like

chumpar me huevos cabron

and chumpar me huevos izquerda cabron

suck my dick and suck my left nut... ahh thank god they hired him back!

so i used my credit cards to get me out of some pinches and to help with my nashville trip now i'm finally out of credit card debt! whee! not that 1600 was that much but still it feels good to pay off all my bills... now th eonly bill i have (for the next three months before student loans) is my cell phone bill... sounds like my savings account ( Read more... )

So i've dedicated 30 minutes to a hour a day to work on my spanish skills. So far the benifits have been numerous (especially at work where all the cooks and chefs and dish people only speak spanish) its been great. I use to have a buddy at work Juan and he would practice his english with me while i practiced my spanish with him. Things were ( Read more... )

So today I got an email that was titled "Why did you cheat on me ( Read more... )

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they say (they being the "offical websites") that its safe to lose 1-2 pounds a week... well since january first i've lost 15lbs... so thats like 1.5 a week... go me!

take that jay's friend lol