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I was walking past the men's bathroom on my floor at work and the door was propped open because there was a maintenance guy on a ladder just inside the doorway changing a light bulb on the ceiling. And there was another maintenance guy standing there watching him do it. So first, of course, I thought: must be union guys. But after I took a few ( Read more... )

Why is it that liberals think that a white supremacist burning a cross on the lawn of a black guy a hate crime serious enough even to elicit punishment greater than if he'd burned it on the lawn of a white guy, but burning the flag is constitutionally protected free speech? I suppose there's an aspect of trespassing involved in burning a cross on ( Read more... )

Somehow (probably as a result of something Paul said, though I don't recall exactly) we got to talking about who was going to win the 2004 US presidential election, and I said that Bush was going to win in a landslide (which he will). When asked in general how a landslide is defined, I said that Bush is going to win by 10 (percentage) points, and ( Read more... )

It just occurred to me that Bob Vila should marry Martha Stewart. They'd have the most awesome house ever.

The decisiveness of my fast food ordering elicited comment again yesterday.

I just saw a commercial for a toilet seat that shoots water up your butt (as seen on www.WashletOffer.com). They say it's a huge new improvement in toilets. But I think they've already had those in France for a long, long time. Also, I had been thinking lately that one of those things in France would be a good idea.

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In the afternoon of the Tuesday immediately after the relevant Saturday, my neighbor slipped a note under my door apologizing. Funny stuff. That one girl with whom I was going to have my date never apologized, by the way. Or, at least, hasn't yet.

The little annoying girl from That 70s Show is on Craig Kilbourn's (sp?) show. She's wearing a dress that looks like it's just a long shirt. It turns out dresses that looks like they're just long shirts are really sexy. Some of you women out there should look into this. That reminds me. Awhile ago Alice noted that her boyfriend spent $100 on a ( Read more... )