Was I kidnapped by aliens? I don't know where I've been or anything. Oliver why didn't you look for me?

I don't know hwere I've been tat i've missed everything. Actually I do each year one of us has to go to our grandparents farm and I lucked crapped out this year. So apparently Emma and Dan are together. Not sure how that happened but I feel it safer not to ask. I've missed Bonny, Genny (who is angry with me but I don't know why). Let's just say ( Read more... )

Once again a long hiatus but do you really want me to write; got up, slobbed in front of tv, filmed a few scenes, got back, had dinner, slobbed in front of telly and went to bed. Preciselly. Anyway genevievegaunt and I had a great time at footie. She is very good.
Anyone up at 10am on Saturday tune in to the Misty Show on BBC2 and watch o_phleps and me. That Misty girl ( Read more... )

It's been so freaking long. Okay firstly when Genny and Katie came over to watch Chicago I must admit to being able to do one most of the dances perfectly. Good thing Ol fell asleep or the shit I would have gotten for that, wel... it's not worth imagining. I made my famous kinda edible Chili Con Carne, extra hot. I think the girls liked it, no one ( Read more... )

Onto Bon's sleepover. Again I fear things are a tad hazy (what with all these parties I'm going to end up an alcoholic). Oliver couldn't make it, said he was too sick and the fact that he and Leilah had the house to themselves had nowt to do with anything. Spin the bottle was great fun. I got to kiss Genny, Bonnie and Emily. It did land on me and ( Read more... )

How to make a James_Phelps1
Ingredients:

3 parts friendliness

5 parts brilliance

3 parts beauty
Method:
Combine in a tall glass half filled with crushed ice. Add a little wisdom if desired!

Personality cocktail
From Go-Quiz.com

Cool you need 5 parts brilliance to make me. Here are Ol's and Bonnies

How to make a o_phelps
Ingredients:

3 parts pride
3 ( Read more... )

Haven't updated for a few days now. I'll start off and tell you about Leilah's party. It was going fine (apart from little incidents of people falling in pools, choc syrup in other peeps hair etc.. usual party malarkey) until Tom found out Emma and Rupert had some fun shagged like rabbits in his car. He was so pissed he pushed me, and I fell ( Read more... )

Thought I'd let you all know I managed to get an AIM sn. I am Jamie1Phelps. Can't talk we're late for footy match. Mum forgot to call us so we are running around like mad.

Thought I'd tell you a bit about the premiere. Went well, Oliver tripped the dimwit. T'was nice to see all our adoring fans, everyone LOVES US (they love me esp). Now that we are 18 we can drink without any hassle, although the L.A premiere no one batted an eyelid. Except Julie Walters who plays our mum in the films. Old bat kept showing us up. ( Read more... )

You want to know all about Oliver, then read his frickin' journal (o_phelps). I'm not his bloody secretary. We get on well enough but he really lords over me the fact he is 13 minutes older. I found this place going through his pc when he was out. Tried to keep it a secret but he must have realised it would not work. I'm here and I'm staying. I ( Read more... )