Our Soviet masters are purging journals if they're not being used? Simple enough...

 Live in Texas? Glad you have a job? Thank a drug dealer!

(Governor Good-Hair's pusher not eligible for thanks.)

Georgia's anti-immigration bill worked. Because of this, crops are now going unharvested. So who wants to tell farmers that they won't be able to make ends meet because either they won't have product to sell or, if the do, they'll sell at a loss for having to pay a minimum wage to the laborers?

And after all my fun with my last job shorting my checks, my new job wants to do the same thing.

For a time I worked in downtown Dallas at Urban Market, a little grocery store designed to cater to those that were expected to move downtown for all the advantages of an urban lifestyle. The housing market dropped out before construction had finished retrofitting the buildings for residences. As such, a sizable percentage of our customer base was ( Read more... )

In Dallas, the War on (some) Terrorism is also a war on Middle Eastern weavings.

Okay, to explain, the public transit system in Dallas was reduced to a clusterfuck after someone panicked over a homeless man trying to get help to carry his bags and his Persian rug. I saw the man and I saw the rug. there is no way any sane person could confuse it for ( Read more... )

Hemingway's beer ad. Not (necessarily) a fish story.

In the Arizona birther bill, if a birth certificate isn't provided, a circumcision certificate will do instead?

But...but..what if mommy and daddy decided to give a tip instead of letting the doctor take one of his own?

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