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Friday joke
A man walks into a bar with a trout under his arm and walks straight up to the barman.
"Do you have any fishcakes?", he asks the barman.
"FISHCAKES?!", responds the barman.
"Shhh!", says the man in a whisper, pointing at the fish.
"It's his birthday".
A man walks into a bar with a trout under his arm and walks straight up to the barman.
"Do you have any fishcakes?", he asks the barman.
"FISHCAKES?!", responds the barman.
"Shhh!", says the man in a whisper, pointing at the fish.
"It's his birthday".
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A dog is trying to send a telegraph.
"woof woof woof, woof woof woof, woof" he says
"You can have up to nine words", the woman replies. "You have room for another two woofs"
"But that wouldn't make any sense at all" says the dog.
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A man walks into a library.
"Two pints of Guinness and a packet of crisps, please", he says to the librarian.
"Sir, I'm afraid this is a library", says the librarian.
"Sorry", says the man. "Two pints of Guinness and a packet of crisps, please."
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