I bought Bonnie Tyler's car last week on ebay.

It's f*cking awful.

Every now and then it falls apart.

( The Second Hand Marching Band, 5th Feb, Oran Mor )

Friday Joke

"Confessions of an Irish boy.'Bless me Father, for I have sinned. I have been with a loose girl ( Read more... )

Ring Ring"Hello, can I speak to a Mister Ronnie Cocozza please ( Read more... )

Who's watching? Check the Bosnia and Herzogovinian entry! As Terry himself said, "four knitting brides of frankenstein and a loony with a clothesline".

R.I.P. Phil O'Donnell (March 25, 1972 - December 29, 2007 ( Read more... )

Friday joke

A man walks into a bar with a trout under his arm and walks straight up to the barman.

"Do you have any fishcakes?", he asks the barman.

"FISHCAKES?!", responds the barman.

"Shhh!", says the man in a whisper, pointing at the fish.

"It's his birthday".

As above. What are everyone's plans? There must be something worth doing, somewhere worth going?

When was the last time you were propositioned? I was propositioned by a hooker in Glasgow's red light district this week on my way to the pub ( Read more... )

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