Yay, it's my birthday!!

You scored 17 of 20 boobs!
Thanks for taking my test! Be sure to tip your waitress. She has to pay for her implants.

My test tracked 1 variable How you compared to other people your age and gender:
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Well, it's been a while since I've had a proper update. I've been surprisingly busy in my unemployment. Mostly with getting my fuckin wisdom teeth out every couple of weeks. Next Monday I get my third one out and of course i'm definitely not looking forward to it. Other than that, I've pretty much been cleaning this place up cause the parties ( Read more... )

Ok, so I saw this on myspace and had to post it for all to see...It's all too true...

You pass me on the street and sneer in my direction.

You call me "Cracker", "Honkey", "Whitey" and even "The Man" and you think it's OK.

But when I call you, "nigger", "Kike", "Towelhead", "Sand-nigger", "Camel Jockey", "Beaner" or "Chink" you call me a racist.
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You are
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Happy Birthday Marc!!!

Your Birthdate: October 3
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I resigned from the Arc. Simply, it was nothing like they said it would be and it's not worth all the pay or the benefits or anything. The residents are mean and violent. I feel bad for them but I can't take it. Those stupid assholes that work there went outside to smoke and left the other new girl and I all alone in the house with twelve ( Read more... )

I'm trying to keep all my long stories short.  So here I go...

I applied at the ARC about two weeks ago.  A week later they ( Read more... )

Alright, I'm going to make this story a quick one...

I went to the dentist today.  It was, probably, my fifth ( Read more... )